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ALLEGRA

Aside from him being a raging alcoholic...we were soooo made for each other!!

About Me

EAT IT!I am currently working on a new line of clothing to be launched summer/fall 2007. Check it out and let me know what you think....
SOLDIER
I don't sleep much but I always find the energy to go dancing. I get excited easily. The majority of the time I'm upbeat. I keep about five different types of gum in my car...its my healthy addiction. sarcasm is just another service I offer. I associate songs/music with old memories. I dont mind being made fun of and most likely at some point I'll make fun of you. I prefer hugs over handshakes. Alot of people tell me I look young for my age...come back and talk to me when I'm 30 and everything is still pointing up ; ) I don't like negative people that are always criticizing others. I love having any excuse to get all dressed up. I sing super loud in the shower. I tapdance on my kitchen floor while I'm cooking. I am overly friendly with strangers. All of my clocks have diffferent times on them, so that will probably be my excuse when I'm late meeting you :) I'll be straight up with you if you are with me. I don't like people that are always complaining (do something about it asshole or shut the fuck up!). I love last minute adventures and "secret ninja missions". I don't like people that give advice when they can't make an example of themselves or have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. I love sitting on people's laps...chairs are waaaay over-rated! I generally value character over looks. I have a crazy sense of humour. I hate seeing animals being tormented. Speaking of tormenting...I do not pluck/twease/alter my eyebrows. They are straight up AS IS..it is my trademark. You got a problem then like peace the fuck out. I appreciate all aspects of creativity. It irritates me when someone feels the need to play every damn track on a cd within 15 minutes causing them to skip through good songs. I party, but I never let myself get out of control. I love playing games....except mind games. I shop too much but I never break the bank. I have no regrets...only lessons learned. I don't get embarassed easily. I have obsessive compulsive tendencies (always cleaning). Sometimes I close my eyes when I think. I feel the need to keep my hands busy at all times. I'm not afraid to make the first move. I don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time. I hate it when people argue just to argue (grow up). I'm always asking questions cause its the only way to learn. I don't rely on other people to do things for me. I can't stand two-faced people...if you got beef with me then don't speak to me! I love learning/experiencing new things....I'll try anything at least once...

My Interests


iLikeArtichokeHearts by ~ allegrakate on deviant ART dancing in department stores, breaking into song at random, yoga, Hanger One Vodka, drawing, Gelato (thanks to Marek!), cooking, sunsets, hiking, playing dress up, hugs, themed parties, karaoke! arts & crafts :), running in the rain, writing (when I have the time), spontaneous adventures, camping, water games, tennis, vollyball, beer pong (the greatest sport EVER!) hitting the gym at odd hours, buying pointless crap that I don't need from infomercials when I am wasted at like 3am, expressing myself in other ways than just speaking, holding hands/locking arms, experiencing other cultures, learning new things, meeting new faces, twirling my hair and pretending to be a dumb blonde (actually, you can be the judge)

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't on myspace. Haha. For the most part, I've ditched this lil black hole of time suckage for my new addiction....Find me on DEVIANT ART

Soldier Screenshot by ~ allegrakate on deviant ART

Music:

Loud. fast. upbeat. soft. slow. accoustic. vocals. instrumential. electronic. guitar. drums & bass.

Movies:

The Prestige, Layer Cake, Running with Scissors, Deja Vu, American Beauty, Garden State, Pieces of April, Adaptation, Closer, Being John Malkovich, Old School, Vanilla Sky, Frida, Blow, Con Air, Fear and Loathing, Four Rooms, Office Space, Zoolander, 8 Mile, Fight Club, Man on Fire,The Doors, Legally Blonde, Trainspotting, Down to Earth, The Red Shoes, Great Expectations, Run Lola Run, Alice in Wonderland, Vertigo, Ferris Beuler's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Better off Dead, Boogie Nights, Airplane, The Jerk, Gone with the Wind, Heathers, The Game, Pirates of the Caribbean, anything with Johnny Dep : )

Television:

I work in Television, yet I never have the desire to watch it

Books:

"Shopgirl : A Novella by Steve Martin", "The Devil Wears Prada", "Wuthering Heights", "Ayurveda: A Life of Balance", "Forbidden Flowers", "Footsteps in the Fog: Alfred Hitchcock's San Francisco", "Love Loss and What I wore", "Great Expectations", "Basquiat: A Quick Killing in Art ", "The Four Agreements", "Through The Looking Glass and What Alice Found There".

Heroes:

Are there really any heroes left in this world? If you know of any, please do not hesitate to send them my way...

My Blog

Glass: half empty or half full?

More often than not, we as human beings, look at the glass as being half empty. It is our natural tendency to count and recount the problems we encounter on a day to day basis, with little, if any reg...
Posted by ALLEGRA on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:35:00 PST

Men: Things you should know

Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or after sex doesn't count. I will leave if you lie. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper into my ear.  I'm terrified o...
Posted by ALLEGRA on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:17:00 PST

This week's "Two Fingers Down the Throat Award" goes to....

NICK LACHEY!!!!Supposedly in an interview with Elle magazine, Nick Lachey admits that he used to put on Jessica Simpson's shoes and walk around in them, saying: "It was sort of a kinky thing we liked ...
Posted by ALLEGRA on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:38:00 PST

IF I DON'T ADD YOU, THIS IS WHY.....

IF I DON'T ADD YOU, THIS IS WHY: * You are old enough to be my dad * You TyPe LiKe tHiS (its fucking annoying!) * Your default picture is something disgusting that I wouldn't want to view on a daily b...
Posted by ALLEGRA on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:15:00 PST

Patrick Swayze raps!

IS SWAYZE CRAZY? Allhiphop.com reports that Patrick Swayze wants to release a rap single. The actor already had a hit in 1987 with She's Like the Wind (it was featured in "Dirty Dancing" circa 1987),&...
Posted by ALLEGRA on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 12:46:00 PST

Spear Britney...and put us all out of our misery

I don't know about you, but I am personally pretty sick and tired of seeing Brit-Spears and K-Fed on every fucking magazine cover. We all know that Britney Spears has been going through a lot of cha...
Posted by ALLEGRA on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:01:00 PST

WHORES and HO'S

It has occured to me that these two terms are used loosely in the american language, yet not everyone has established what the true meaning of a WHORE and a HO is. So here, I would like to add some ...
Posted by ALLEGRA on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:25:00 PST

The TRUTH about myspace photos (beware: contents may shock you)


Posted by ALLEGRA on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 04:35:00 PST

GUYpods are the new

Ever feel like your iPod is your only friend??? Now it can be your BEST friend!!! INTRODUCING.....   The GUYpod!!!     With this incredible waste of space, you too can transform your...
Posted by ALLEGRA on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 05:45:00 PST

proper gym etiquette

* Save your orgasms for the bedroom where they belong* It is not okay to prance around without some kind of chestical support. I sawthis bra-less wonder running on the treadmil...(she was large and in...
Posted by ALLEGRA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST