Charlotte

I AM SO WONDERFULLY FUCKED UP,SO GLORIOUSLY DAMAGED,SO DIVINELY CONFUSED,SO RIGHTEOUSLY DIRTY,SO HEAVENLY DAMNED,SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CONTRADICTION,SUCH AN INTELLEGANT MORAN,SO UNIMPRESSED,BUT SO IN AWE,SUCH A SAINT,BUT SUCH A WHORE,SO SELF-AWARE,SO FULL OF SHIT,SO INDECISIVE,SO ADAMANT! I am the switch that derails your train..I am the chill that runs up your spine..I am the flea you can not flick..I am the batteries that aren't included..I am the check that overdraws your acct..I am the blown fuse that blacks you out..I am the weed wacker in the garden of evil..I am the clock cleaner who will ring your chime..I am the editor that leaves you on the cutting room floor..I am the fingernail that scrapes the chalkboard!!