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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: J.R.
Birthday: 05/22/1979
Birthplace: Seattle
Current Location: Kent, WA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Redneck
The Shoes You Wore Today: Fishing Waders
Your Weakness: Powder days, I can't resist them!
Your Fears: Global warming, and no more snow
Your Perfect Pizza: Delivered by a topless waitress
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Nobel peace prize, but I'm not too hopeful
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I hate IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHY ME
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Between 4-10 beers
Your Most Missed Memory: How would I know if I'm missing it?
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, Coke hurts the nose
MacDonalds or Burger King: I don't want to think about it. I'm trying not to eat fast food anymore.
Single or Group Dates: Both, depends on the situation
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea sucks, leave it for the Brits.
Chocolate or Vanilla: For use in sex or to eat?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, I'm cheap like that
Do you Smoke: Maybe, what do you have?
Do you Swear: S**T Yeah
Do you Sing: Not for you, unless you want to hop in the shower with me
Do you Shower Daily: Oh Yeah, gotta scrub up!!!
Have you Been in Love: Yup, Mt. Baker has stole my heart
Do you want to go to College: I graduated but, I am thinking about going back
Do you want to get Married: Not Sure
Do you belive in yourself: Most Days
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: I wish
Do you get along with your Parents: They are my closest friends
Do you like Thunderstorms: I live for thunder
Do you play an Instrument: Skin Flute!!!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HA HA very funny!
In the past month have you Smoked: What?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Gey Man, I just can't remember. What month is it?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hell No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but that sounds pretty good
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I watched a guy bite the head off a live fish if that counts.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not this month
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's November, so no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeah, you haven't noticed whats missing yet?
Ever been Drunk: I think so
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Only by very good friends
Ever Shoplifted: On accident, unless stealing shot glasses from bars counts
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory with my eyes open and my boots on
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A little kid again
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Depends upon the girl
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Depends on where we are talking about
Height: Something over 3 ft. but less than 9ft.
Weight: not too fat, not too skinny
Best Clothing Style: Business suits
Number of Drugs I have taken: Today?
Number of CDs I own: Who Really Cares?
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: None at the moment
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Very Few
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NOFX, Strung Out, Pulley, Flogging Molley, Dropkick Murpheys, Hayseed Dixie, Modest Mouse, Anti-Flag, Lagwagon, Johnny Cash, Rollins Band, Ignite, Mason Jennings, Jack Johnson, DMB, Blink 182 (before they turned to shit), Motorhead, & Yani (Yeah Right, are you F-ing kidding me!)
Dead Man, Dirty Dozen, Casablanca, Fear & Loathing, M*A*S*H*, Any Clint Eastwood Western, Solient Green, Deer Hunter, Casino, A River Runs through it, & anything with a good boob shot
M*A*S*H* (if you have anything against MASH leave now before I get angry!!!!)
"The Catcher in the Rye", "East of the Mountains", various nature essays, "Junky", "The Place of Dead Roads", "Naked Lunch", "Bar Fly" Anything out of the norm and semi-disturbing. Usually if the author is a drunk I like their work immensly.
Anyone who can wake up on a Monday morning and smile about going to work