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Mr. Chris

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm not an old man, nor do I play one on TV.

I'm not a crazy man, but I do play one on TV.
I keep my thoughts on Blogger now. You can click here to read them.

I'm not a drunk, but I've often pretended to be so the pain I feel would think it had the wrong guy.

My Interests

Most of the time, I don't even know what I'm interested in. I'm in constant conflict with myself. I contain multitudes and I celebrate myself. I'm interested in knowing what that means.

I'd like to meet:


Someone who'll point out my typos and challenge me to games of Scrabble.
Especially Strip Scrabble.

Music:

Is a splendid and sometimes painful way to remember the things you've felt.

Movies:

Can be purchased or rented online, in a video store, or viewed in a theater, but I'm not in any of them.

Television:

Is an old, forgotten friend of mine. Sometimes we catch up.

Books:

Line my walls and pile up on my floor, freezing me with their massive amount of words and a sense of obligation.

Heroes:

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be cheap

My Blog

Only as old (school) as you feel

The reason I didn't do much of anything last Friday is because I had an incredible time on Thursday. That night at the Cox Capitol Theatre, with Doski Wo and The Revival and Al King and Robot Folk Jun...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:37:00 PST

Not this one. The other one.

{Tonight, I'm on double-duty. This blog post will be different than the one I made earlier for The 11th Hour. But I think you should definitely read it.}Thursday, April 17, 2008It's a half-hour before...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:05:00 PST

the Redding Run for Grape-Flavored Excellence

You may have noticed my new pictures. You may think I’ve become a total sell-out, or that I’ve sold my soul to the devil (aka - Mark Ballard). But then, you’d be an idiot. If I&rsquo...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:41:00 PST

Macon Improvement

Two years agotwo literal yearsI endeavored to find a group of people who would play softball with me. Then the Parks & Rec screwed up and we were left off the schedule. One year ago, I was in a ...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:55:00 PST

Hit me baby one more time

I don't know what's wrong with y'all but Britney Spears is still hot. (I like a little coo-coo with my Coco Puffs, if you know what I mean.)Even I don't know what I mean by that.Guess I'm just unloadi...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 11:03:00 PST

rumors of my death

Last Monday, I got back on a red eye flight from Vegas with my girlfriend. We'd left on Valentine's Day. We did not get married though. There were no plans to do so either, but I find it interesting: ...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:17:00 PST

Double Dipping

The Role of Isolation, Rhetoric and Vulnerability in the Nature of Masculinity as a Developing Theme in Paul Thomas Anderson's Major Cinematic WorksThe smell of a cigarette mingling with a crisp winte...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:20:00 PST

What wouldnt post last week works alright now

Since the age of eight or so, I've had a reoccurring nightmare that Godzilla was attacking Macon. More specifically, in his attack on Macon, he was attacking places where I was, thusly scaring the shi...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:14:00 PST

Maybe I recant

So I said I wasn't going to use this blog any more, and maybe I won't after this, but I realize that what I was really saying--by saying I didn't want to keep two blogs, one here and one there--is tha...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:58:00 PST

Rules for Replacing Me

If you don't already know, I'm ready to turn over my column to some eager young champ. The city needs someone who can get out there in a way I can't anymore, and I want to give that opportunity to som...
Posted by Mr. Chris on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:18:00 PST