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MR. HORST BAUER

Together, for ever, and never apart, maybe by distance, but never by heart

About Me


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my ride !!
KISS GOODBYE !!! R.I.P. Marta +09.09.2007

"...Well, I met you little girl, not so long ago
Now here's a little song that I want you to know
I know there's lots of girls that I've never met
But this little chick I'll never forget.."
(from the Song "TENNESSEE ZIP" by Kenneth Parchman)

PROUD MEMBER OF: Symphony of Destruction
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My Interests

SEX AND DRUGS AND ROCK..N ROLL
Ton up my Triumph Thruxton

SMOKE A BOWL WITH ROCK ..N ROLL

I'd like to meet:

Rockers, Ton up Boys !!
Rockabillys !!
PETROLHEADS !!
POTHEADS!!
from all over this planet !Nice people to chat with, to have fun with.

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Music:

ROCKABILLY - PSYCHOBILLY - PUNKROCK
Gene Vincent
Eddie Cochrane
Johnny Cash
Crazy Cavan
Social Distortion
Dead Kennedys

Movies:


Which Trainspotting Character Are You?..
Add to My Profile | More VideosAlles von Tarrantino + Rodriges Horror, Psycho Thriller
1.SIN-CITY (it..s more scary on pot)
2.From Dusk till Dawn (watch it 100 times)
3.Pulp Fiction (watch it in different chapter combinations)
4.Reservoir Dogs (combi of cool actors)
5.KILL BILL 1+2 (...UMA I LOVE YOU)
5.Monty Pytons "Live of Brian" (can..t watch it too much)
6.Blues Brothers (one time a year min.)
7.Im Juli (cool german movie)
8.The Saw (2. part was boring)
9.Clockwork Orange (see it stoned!)
10. Austin Powers (shakadelic - where is your MOOJOO??)
11. Natural born Killers (not the funiest movie with him)
12. California (Brad as psyco)
13. Desperados (love the Joke)
14. Return of the living dead (80th trash)
15. The big Lebowski - verry close to my philosophy "to be happy with what you have and what you are" and as you see - money isn..t everything....
16. Rocky Horror Picture Show
lots more ...

Television:

...only Soccer !!
TV-sucks ...if I..m bored too much maybe I watch CSI or simular stuff sometimes ... but the average time I spend with TV is under 4 hours a month...
over 300 Channels of 24/7 bullshit -

Heroes:

Steve McQueen the godfather of cool, and Triumph Rider as well !!
Johnny Cash for decades of good music R.I.P

My Blog

Marta

Der schlimmste Tag in meinem Leben, Sonntag der 09.09.2007. Da ist man nun 37 und hat schon hat viel Scheisse in seinem Leben erlebt, bis jetzt dachte ich immer, das es sehr schlimm ist meine Tochter ...
Posted by MR. HORST BAUER on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:14:00 PST

Die Antwort einer Frau..Männer Regeln Teil 2

MÄNNER REGELN !Das istdie Antwort, die mir Mandy gepostet hat:(sehr geil)UNSERE REGELNBeachte, sie sind alle mit 1 nummeriert, das hat seinen Grund!!1. Wir wissen, das ihr keine Gedanken lesen könnt,...
Posted by MR. HORST BAUER on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 05:29:00 PST

MÄNNER REGELN

MÄNNER REGELN !Letztendlich die Version aus der Männer Sicht dieser Geschichte.Wir hören immer nur Die Regeln von der anderen Seite.Nun, hier sind die Regeln aus Männersicht:UNSERE REGELNBeachte, sie ...
Posted by MR. HORST BAUER on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:37:00 PST

"a better place" (stop war)

...it was a thought I had, while repeating a mail:  isn´t it strange, that we beleve to get to a better place when we are dead ?? The Christians, the moslems nearly every religion beleves it. So ...
Posted by MR. HORST BAUER on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:57:00 PST

More stoned shit....better smoke dope instead of drugs !!

while smoking with a mate, we where thinking that it´s a good Idea to drive to Holland and buy more shit - said - done - on our way we had to pass a roundabout and did a few rounds just for fun, fully...
Posted by MR. HORST BAUER on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:05:00 PST

Attention, sexual content !

I was walking with a friend over a hill, he stopped and maked a cross in the ground : "Man, on this place, I had my first Sex !!" than we walked a few yards ahead and he stops again, makes a cross and...
Posted by MR. HORST BAUER on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:53:00 PST

Pothead Jokes:

A Heroin, a Cocaine and a Pod-head are sitting in Jail: The Heroinhead says: Let´s shoot us a trip and fly over the  Wall. The Cocainehead: No, lets take a line and  ran thru the wall. ...
Posted by MR. HORST BAUER on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:09:00 PST