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nicole

Paranoid that I'm a paranoid schizophrenic

About Me

I just moved into my first house, I'm overwhelmed with all the crap that has to be done but it will be worth it, or so I hope. I like to take pictures and make my surroundings beautiful, although most of the time they just end up cluttered. I am trying to be more outdoorsy and trying to get in shape, it's a never ending work in progress. So I bike/walk/hike/canoe/kayak/camp. I don't travel as much as I'd like to I'm trying to remedy that as well. I have an elephant obsession and an orchid addiction. I think everyone could use more plants in their lives. If we ever meet I will probably try to give you one. I hope I can get to Africa to see elephants before we kill them all. My imagination has hyper activity disorder. I like to eat, so I have to cook. I make damn good hot dishes. I can be domestic when I want to be, but I will only make you breakfast if you're worth it. I like plants, playing in the dirt and animals.http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicolepete/

My Interests

chocolate, wine, food in general, sex, sleep, showers, elephants, orchids, gardening, trying to be outdoorsy, pretending to exercise, photography, getting a backrub, funniness

I'd like to meet:

Adults and adults that act like them. Sugar daddy, back rubber, chef, handy person. Someone worth shaving my legs for. Someone that doesn't treat me like last weeks leftover piece of meat. People I can learn from. People I can have a conversation with. Other people who are willing to share their opinions. Someone willing to travel to far away, parasite infested places and get dysentery with me. Someone that will prove me wrong. People who won't throw me into their clusterfuck. People who know how to use blinkers, when maneuvering a couple ton piece of metal going 70+ mph the least you could do is let others know you are going to cause an accident before it happens.If I have no idea who you are or have never talked to you I probably won't be adding you as a friend.

Music:

Anything I made good memories to (sadly that includes boy bands and pop stars, who’s songs were written by middle aged, fat, hairy, pedophiles that merely wrote down their fantasies about the pop star and called it a song, I may explain later) I like to support local music, when I say that I do not mean adding bands I have never heard of that ARE NOT LOCAL (California isn't local) the bands I do have as my "friends" are ones I either have heard, partied with, talked to, slept with or tried to sleep with. If you want me to hear your music (because I know my opinion is oh so important) don't add me as a friend, message me and ask me to listen to your music this will get a lot better response. Sorry…thats all

Movies:

Rat Race, Evolution, Wet Hot American Summer, Waiting, Requiem for a Dream, American History X, The life of David Gale, Legends of the Fall. I just saw Why we fight, every American should see it, not that it will do anything but you should know just how far your government is sticking it's dick up your ass. Who killed the electric car, again it's nice to know my future is in the hands of complete morons.

Television:

Informative channels, TLC, Discovery, History, Animal Planet etc. I also like to watch celebrities that are too stupid to get real jobs sit and bitch and complain about their troubles about how they are too rich, too spoiled, and too hot (it's weird I know it's a guilty pleasure)

Books:

I read way too much here is a list of books that have recently pissed me off (yet were good and made me ponder): The Red Tent, Nickel and Dimed, Do They Hear You When You Cry, Cane River, African Women, Kaffir Boy, The Lovely Bones, Lucky, The Good Earth, Roots, Flyboys, The Good Women of China, One Thousand White Women.

Heroes:

I don't believe in heroes

My Blog

best damn blog

From my friend:Assholes: They Steal My Sunshine Current mood: annoyedThey are wasteful breeders that clog up the gene pool with their astounding ability to suck at life. No longer should they be able...
Posted by nicole on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:21:00 PST

One more douche bag down so many more to go...revised

For once in my life I'd like to be completely wrong about people. I would like to actually truely believe the crap that spurts out of their pie hole and I'd like it to be true. And I'd like them to gr...
Posted by nicole on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:13:00 PST

the abuse we refer to as dating...

I'm not quite sure why I or anyone else puts up with this anymore. Despite my abandoning my hope it always finds me and latches itself back onto my unsuspecting leg. So as you probably gathered I went...
Posted by nicole on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:51:00 PST

Angry with my anger

After being followed once again for letting people know they are idiots with my horn (3rd time in less than 6 months) I have decided that maybe I should get my horn de-honked and my middle fingers amp...
Posted by nicole on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:39:00 PST

when is stupidity going to be a disorder?

There are so many disorders now and apparently I have one Intermittent Explosive Disorder, or road rage. It seems that now unless you are happy, perky and show no signs of being a human there is somet...
Posted by nicole on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:38:00 PST

congress's poverty and other tangents

Congress recently voted down the minimum wage increase but voted for their own cost of living increase (paid for by the poor & middle classs taxes) because apparently it is impossible to live on over ...
Posted by nicole on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:51:00 PST

sex offenders and terror

I was watching Geraldo at Large (I get one channel ok) and they had the story about the bikini murderer on. In case you havent heard about this fine upstanding citizen. This 35 yr old convicted sex of...
Posted by nicole on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:48:00 PST

Testosterone, Cars & OB-GYNs

I was driving next to this crusty, greasy guy, that was old enough to be my dad, he looked like the kind of guy that would molest you with his eyes (and maybe try to with his hands) if he saw you in p...
Posted by nicole on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:06:00 PST

children should be banned in public (and other tangents)

I went to noodles today for lunch and for some reason all the stay at home new mothers have this need to bring their children out in public to disrupt my (and everyone elses) lunch. (as if noodles are...
Posted by nicole on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 04:25:00 PST

why must my neighbors screw?

So I can hear it? the bed side of my apt. has a wall like that in a house with no sound proofing, the other side of the apt. has an 11" thick concrete wall. This is also the side where that giant wind...
Posted by nicole on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 08:01:00 PST