Dani

Fruity Pebbles go straight to my hips! Fashionable and witty, I'm able to spot an ill bred bitch from a mile away.Hopelessly addicted to hydrogenated oils and 'the sauce'. I light up the room when I arrive only because I am sweaty, besotted and gaseous.Got my psuedo-Irish ass scalded by a bona fide Mick while I was pissing into a fan.Known to propagate wacko plans for embedding turkey cells on the moon.I keep pictures of dead deer handy,it makes India verrrry angry. I have hired a stunt dick as my double.The original eye fucker, I have been known to date guys that shit their pants on rare occasions!!!