Reading, writing, arithmetic (ok, not really, but it felt like the right addition). I enjoy hanging with my friends, knocking back a few, and belting out some Harry Connick Jr. at the local karaoke bar.Turn ons include: cheese, things that start with G, and hair.
Turn offs include: salad dressing, things that start with B, and Bible drops.
I'd like to meet:
Janeane Garafalo, Ellen Degeneres, Paula Poundstone, Margaret Cho, and Kathy Griffin...all at once....all for drinks and cigarettes...well, all except for Paula, because we all know she can't hold her drink...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: T. Shane Smith
Birthday: June 27, 2006. I am registered at Sears.
Birthplace: Athens, AL
Current Location: Vestavia Hills, AL
Eye Color: light blue
Hair Color: blond
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: cracker, through and through
The Shoes You Wore Today: flops
Your Weakness: Giving too much. I'm a giver, people.
Your Fears: midgets, clowns, pocelain dolls, monkeys dressed as people...
Your Perfect Pizza: Large. Seriously, it's like my only requirement.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Passing the bar
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL..I mean, seriously, did you?
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wonder if I poke him, will he roll back to me, or do I have to roll over to him?
Your Best Physical Feature: My sparkly eyes. Aww.
Your Bedtime: Whenever the lambs stop screaming.
Your Most Missed Memory: Sitting around the dining room table with the Council at Holly and Joy's.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on whether or not I'm finishing this sentence..."Money's on the dresser ____________."
Cappuccino or Coffee: Grande Low-Fat Chai Latte
Do you Smoke: Not anymore. Thank you, Easter Bunny.
Do you Swear: More than I should.
Do you Sing: Less than I should.
Do you Shower Daily: At least twice. I have to wash away my sins...and lube.
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Not anymore. I think three degrees is enough.
Do you want to get Married: I want to get married. I need to cook meals. I want to pack cute little lunches for my Brady Bunches and read Danielle Steele.
Do you belive in yourself: More than ever.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not if I can put one foot off the bed onto the floor.
Do you think you are Attractive: Um, I'm alright for a white boy.
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a freak about my health, if that's what you mean. In my mind, I've had every disease known to man. I'm pretty sure I'm currently battling rheumatoid arthritis.
Do you get along with your Parents: I sure do.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love the storm. Hate the tornado.
Do you play an Instrument: I played trumpet once upon a time.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I believe that one glass of wine a day is great for your health, so a whole bottle MUST be better!
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah. But not anymore.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nothing illegal...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I sure have. With Noah. Awww.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I just went today and bought out Bath and Body Works, because I'm just that gay.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not an entire box, but yes, I've had a few.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ooooh yeah.....SUPER CRUNCH!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yep. I don't mean to brag, but I do a little karaoke from time to time.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Does Noah's heart count? OK, I know. That was gross. I'll stop.
Ever been Drunk: Yup.
Ever been called a Tease: Nope. I believe in putting out on the first date.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: Rich.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Successful and healthy.
What country would you most like to Visit: Right now, India for some reason.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: tall
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: as individual as he wants to be...
Number of Drugs I have taken: I will reserve answering this until AFTER the bar. I was a kid once...
Number of CDs I own: Legion.
Number of Piercings: Two old ones.
Number of Tattoos: One. Guess where.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None. My past mistakes and decisions have made me the perfect person I am today. Turn thine eyes away from my godly splendor!
Music:
Where do I even begin? Mindy Smith, Rachel Yamagata, Tori Amos, Christine Lavin, Mary Beth Maziarz, Queen Latifah, Carly Simon, Sarah Maclachlan, Jewel, Alanis Morissette, Barbra, Bette, Liza, Marilyn Monroe, Doris Day, Dinah Shore, Norah Jones, Diana Krall, Bille Holiday, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Madonna, and on occasion, if I'm drunk, Britney Spears. And no one and I mean no one could sing my pants off like Jason Wade from Lifehouse. Holy SHIT that man is hot. Imogen Heap, Daughter Darlings, Frou Frou, Goldfrapp, Emiliana Torrini, and Portishead just made the list, ya'll.
Movies:
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, Shag, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Drop Dead Gorgeous
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Girls Will Be Girls, Jeffrey, Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss, Terms of Endearment, Prince of Tides, The Way We Were, Superstar, White Chicks, Color Purple, The Hours, Bring It On, Sordid Lives, Cold Mountain, Closer, Pretty Woman, Hocus Pocus, Scream, et al.
Television:
Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Bridezillas, American Idol, Will and Grace, And Then Came Love, Sex and the City, Charmed, Buffy, Kept, Princes of Malibu, Family Guy, and all that other crap they pass off as reality.
Books:
Close Range:Wyoming Stories by Annie Proulx, anything Carolyn Hart has ever written, Her by Laura Zigman, Witching Hour by Anne Rice, Harry Potter, Jane Eyre, Anna Karenina, Lucy by Jamaica Kincaid, Wicked by Gregory Maguire, and Possessing the Secret of Joy by Alice Walker.
Heroes:
Madonna, Ellen Degeneres, Margaret Cho (even though she teters with insanity from time to time), Mom, Dad, Klaire, and Chase (for putting up with me), and Martha Motherf*ckin' Stewart!
