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AL B.

WHAT YOU DEFINE AS OFFENSIVE, I DEFINE AS REAL

About Me

Alvin Bernard is an up and coming entertainer who aspires to be an innovator in the industry. Growing up Alvin studied comedic greats such as Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and Redd Foxx as well as world class entertainers like The Rat Pack. In school Alvin had a knack for being a class clown, whether it was doing the "dozens" or showcasing his improvisational skills. He was notorious for antics that got him kicked out of class on a regular basis. Alvin considers himself "a student of the game" who plans to take the foundation laid down by those before him and bring it to new levels. His love for different genres of film such as horror, drama, and comedy led him to pursue screenplay and comedy sketch writing. He is currently pitching a comedy screenplay to film studios and agents and has a suspense screenplay in the works. Alvin is also making a name for himself in the Miami standup comedy circuit with plans of "conquering" the Los Angeles circuit in first quarter 2007. Alvin lists Nick Cannon, Dave Chappelle, The Wayans Bros., Jamie Foxx, and Ice Cube as a few of his current influences. PERSONAL QUOTE: "I GOT THE JUICE NOW"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My daddy. That nigga owes me 18 years of child support money.

Music:

James Brown - (Get Up I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine, Pt. 1

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My Blog

THE PARIS HILTON COUNTDOWN!

MOTHER NATURE'S PLAYA HATIN' SALUTATIONS TO ALL!! NO CELEB NEWS AGAIN TODAY.....STILL TRYING TO GET THIS PACKING THING TOGETHER....JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I STARTED TO MAKE PROGRESS IT STARTED TO RA...
Posted by AL B. on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:48:00 PST

FIND OUT WHICH COMEDIAN IS PACKING!!

LADIES!!! YOUR BOY AL B. IS PACKING!!! GOOD DAY FOLKS! YOUR FAVORITE SERIAL BLOGGER (MY MOM LIKES ME) IS TAKING THE DAY OFF (WHY AM I TALKING IN THIRD PERSON?)......THIS WHOLE WEEK HAS BEEN HECTIC, T...
Posted by AL B. on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 05:26:00 PST

NEW K-FED ALBUM / PARIS HILTON DABBLES IN THE ARTS

NEW K-FED ALBUM ON THE WAY!! THIS DUDE JUST DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT! REPORTS ARE SAYING THAT THE FORMER "MR. SHITNEY SPEARS" IS BACK IN THE LAB.....AND I DON'T MEAN CHEMISRY.....KEVIN FEDERLINE IS ...
Posted by AL B. on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:42:00 PST

LINDSAY LOHAN DRUNK PICS OF THE DAY

LINDSAY LOHAN DRUNK PICS OF THE DAYTODAY'S BLOG IS BASICALLY JUST A FEW PICS OF LINDSAY LOHAN DRUNK OUT OF HER MIND JUST DAYS AFTER HER DUI ACCIDENT.......I GUESS THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW REALLY PUMPS ...
Posted by AL B. on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:12:00 PST

LINDSAY LOHAN' DUI / PARIS HILTON A MUSLIM??

PARIS' NEW CELL MATE?? AS I REPORTED TWO DAYS AGO (YOU ALWAYS GET IT HERE FIRST.....WELL NOT REALLY, BUT WHATEVER) FLIMSY LOHAN WRECKED OUT HER MERCEDES SL 65 (SHE COULD'VE GAVE IT TO ME! I LOVE THAT...
Posted by AL B. on Tue, 29 May 2007 04:25:00 PST

T-PAIN PARODY VIDEO / STAND-UP COMEDY SUNDAY

"STAND-UP COMEDY SUNDAY"IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF......STAND-UP COMEDY SUNDAY!!! I'VE POSTED TODAY'S STAND-UP VIDEO AS WELL AS A FUNNY CLIP OF A GUY READING THE WORDS TO T-PAIN'S HIT SONG "BUY ...
Posted by AL B. on Sun, 27 May 2007 11:10:00 PST

LINDSAY INVOLVED IN DUI ACCIDENT?? / BRITNEY THE SAILOR MAN??

LINDSAY LOHAN INVOLVED IN DUI ACCIDENT??? I WAS SURFING THE NET AND CAME UPON THIS POST THAT SAID LINDSAY LOHAN MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN A DUI ACCIDENT LATE LAST NIGHT / EARLY THIS MORNING.....I WAS...
Posted by AL B. on Sun, 27 May 2007 05:49:00 PST

PARIS HILTON: BUDDHIST / BOXER???

MY BOO THE BUDDHIST? WELL I REPORTED A FEW DAYS AGO THAT "TWEETY BIRD" WAS WALKING AROUND CLUTCHING THE BIBLE IN SUCH A PITIFUL MANNER THAT IT ACTUALLY BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE.....THERE WERE TALKS O...
Posted by AL B. on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:11:00 PST

"WTF!": BEYONCE WITH A NEW MAN?? / JESSICA SIMPSON GOES BLACK

"WTF?" OF THE DAY WOW, BEYONCE NEVER LOOKED BETTER....NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A NIGHT ON THE TOWN WITHOUT THE PRESENCE OF JAY-Z....I LIKE THE WAY SHE LET THE BEARD GROWN IN....SHE SHOULD PROBABLY G...
Posted by AL B. on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:15:00 PST

JACKO PAID FOR MALE ENTERTAINMENT / LINDSAY GETTING PAID TO DRINK

THEY'RE MORE WACKO THAN JACKO!! WACKO JACKO ARRIVED IN BRITAIN TO BE A GUEST AT THE 25TH BIRDAY PARTY OF BRUNEI'S PRINCE AZIM....NOW WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS YOU MAY ASK......JACKSON IS REPORTEDL...
Posted by AL B. on Thu, 24 May 2007 04:50:00 PST