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AnthonyFYM/Black Umbrellaz

im built like a brick methlab

About Me

First and foremost dont judge the book by its cover im not as stoopid as i look I read alot im somewhat antisocial yet a social butterfly circumstances dictating i hate traffic,I love towels fresh out the dryer, Id rather have my ipod then a cell phoneMy best friend is black yet ppl swear im a racist? IM COMPLETLY INTRIGUED BY WILLIAM MILTON COOPER AND OTHER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS, I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW WHO KILLED JFK IT WAS THE DRIVER TAKE A LOOK AT THE FILMS THE DRIVER CLEARLY TURNS AROUND WITH A CHROME 45 HOW COME IT TOOK THIS LONG TO FIGURE IT OUT? I am hardcore right wing so fuck the lefty's I want to be in a lounge band but i cant find 3-4 other ppl who feel the same way as me shame eyyyyyyyyyy?

My Interests

Alot of people think im a funny guy i call these people stoopid hanging out and having natty ice night with crash facemy dog HONEY,MY GTI AND GOIN TOO FAST FOR MOST PASENGERS, FRUITY LOOPS MAKING NEW INTERESTING BEATS THAT SOUND LIKE ALL YOUR INNER FEARS THROWN INTO A BLENDER AND THEN MIX IN A LITTLE ICE POUR IN A GLASS AND SIP WITH A STRAW, J23 def jux any real hip hop or hardcore,tooth cause its the greatest band ever, chilling with the right friends ripping on rob white the so called long islands funniest person,Camp hero(that is montauk for you who dont know there was 100s of things that happened there i love that shit) Pabst blue ribbon,music makin it listening to it,cars,goin fast, trying to sleep,goin to shows that are worth the time,finding out what the next marshmellow in lucky charms is goin to be,martinis,my cats, wakin up on strange ppls floors hung over,and global domination,playing porno and watching video games, not goin to jail,early broncos

I'd like to meet:

people who like fugazi the guy who invented slurpee's someone who will laugh on command macgyvertimmy put it best....what if you meet your idols and they turn out to be dicks????? PEOPLE WHO HAVE FAKE LIMBS,SCARS,OTHER MENSA MEMBERS, WILLIAM GREER,SOMEONE WHO LIKES THE SAME STUFF AS ME? I THINK THAT IS A LONGSHOTOLD FRIENDS FROM THE PAST IF I DONT KNOW YOU DONT JUST SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST UNLESS IT COMES ATTACHED TO A 20 DOLLAR BILL ....................

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Music:

Stricly black umbrellaz Face..... and scapegrace james carr, Suffocation, the sound of snow crushing beneath your tires when you are the first to run it over, Gym class heroes, sheer terror, loa, keith caputo, tool, a chainsaw ripping through flesh is music to my ears as well

Movies:

I own some and have seen many

Television:

I have one

Books:

Behold a pale horse,serial killer books, conspiracy theory books, books on how to make nuclear weapons with tin foil and panamoka lake water, books written by Umberto eco..... books with alot of pictures ... the instruction manual to my suround center cause i dont know how to use it this is a must read for me cause even though the book is good the movie takes alot less time

Heroes:

Chicken parm and the subway club

My Blog

I found jesus

I think that jesus is just a pr in farmingville not a prophet 
Posted by AnthonyFYM/Black Umbrellaz on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:34:00 PST

for all those you afraid to fly

Just in case you need a laugh: Remember it takes a college degree to flya plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for thoseof us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every fli...
Posted by AnthonyFYM/Black Umbrellaz on Mon, 07 May 2007 01:09:00 PST

12 tracks

negotiations with a label in the mix all you fucks im a scumbag i want to get jak  out here for a session but he is a cock neck ...
Posted by AnthonyFYM/Black Umbrellaz on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:37:00 PST

you can shit piss and cum at the same time

The setting We have the standard 6ft. wood privacy fence in the backyard. Years ago, i woke up one morning with my neighbors dog in my yard and our dogs in the neighbors yard. Seems they both dug ...
Posted by AnthonyFYM/Black Umbrellaz on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:51:00 PST

the new record

i finished a song so its on its way to all you who want it once recording is done who wants to give a brother 1300 well the format changed and its no longer solely based on drugs and violence (sorry j...
Posted by AnthonyFYM/Black Umbrellaz on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:54:00 PST

DEAD HOOKERS AND BLOW

IS IN THE WOIKS MOTHER FUCKERS I GOT LIKE 4 SONGS FINISHED SOUP TO NUTZ HOPEFULLY THE FEDS DONT GET TO ME BEFORE MY MASTERPEICE IS DONE
Posted by AnthonyFYM/Black Umbrellaz on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:15:00 PST

if you have more fingers than teeth you might be white trash

I love being white trash and shit but im not like a fuckin retard there is white trash and there is barefoot trailer park trash (BFTPT) as i call it   If you have fuckin 4 teeth and  a spage...
Posted by AnthonyFYM/Black Umbrellaz on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 07:48:00 PST

the meaning of life?

ok so here it goes  when you are a child your given a glass of water its half full or empty however you fell like lookin at it each problem is a stone when you are a child the little things are s...
Posted by AnthonyFYM/Black Umbrellaz on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:09:00 PST

my blog

i just noticed i havent posted a blog in a long time blog
Posted by AnthonyFYM/Black Umbrellaz on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 02:44:00 PST

its the 4th

im goin to blow shit up at L's
Posted by AnthonyFYM/Black Umbrellaz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST