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Really ask yourself...
The Basics (with a twist)
Do you consider yourself to be a good person?: ok we agree we're both good people..for the most part lol
Least favorite color?: Mel:anything flourescent Jason: purple..jason is wierd
Least favorite religon?: LOL@jason *i have a few..quite a few..anyone that tells me exactly what i need to do to talk to an invisible god* Mel: i digress
One thing/person/place you could not live without?: LOL *this is so sad..my laptop* Mel: i concur...person..you. place Jason:take your place and shove it up your ass...Mel: allllrighty lol
How old do you feel?: both: depends on the time of day..
Worst Nightmare?: jason: losing my baby mel: awww you sappy bitch
Greatest fantasy?: jason: losing my baby lmao mel: you son of a cock i'm putting that!!
Are you happy?: YES
If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life...: jay:staurway to heaven mel: oh GOD don't make me choose lol
Personal
Are you biased or prejudice in any way or form?: jay:i'm a ny'er bitch Mel: i apologize for him
You can only have one person at your deathbed. Who?: my baby :(
What is your definition of hate?: mel:ignorance jay:cat's runnin around at 4am when i have to wake up in 3 hours
Of love?: my baby lol ok for real jay:someoe you can share deep emotional feelings with that you can't share with anyone else. mel: you're gay
How many of your friends would you REALLY tell ANYTHING to?: jay:2 mel: idc so anyone i guess don't like it go away?
Does your life define you? Or do you define your life?: ok it's 6am i'm drinking vodka and listening to reggae music...you tell me and there are turkeys on my tv...jay: during the week my life defines me..
Are you a confident person?: mel: i can fake it with the best jay: yes Mel: shut up
True or False
Humans are the most intelligent beings.: jay: depends on the human LOL mel: HUGELY FALSE
Most people are materialistic.: unfortunatly true...both in agreement
Abortion should be the mother's choice.: jay: yep mel: i think it should be discussed but ultimately yes
School is necessary.: yes don't think college is necessary though..although my kids are gonna go lol
Love is the strongest emotion.: jay: no mel: still discussing it lol
You'd rather make others happy, than be yourself.: mel: definitly true jay: albeit selfish i want to be happy
We should not be in Iraq.: 20 blocks from ground zero..afghanistan..bin ladin????
Beauty is everything.: wtf uh no lol
What you buy is based more on what you want than what you need.: no we buy what we need *holds up beer and vodka* lol
You are sexually active.: a couple times a night lol GET OFF ME
Opinions
Does everyone deserve a second chance?: mel: yes i do think so...and on to jay: resounding..no
Is home really where the heart is?: jay: *laughing* no but that's where the food is at* mel* you're a son of a bitch take this seriously!!* lol jay* no heart is where the person is* mel: blowjob?
Evolution or creation?: mel:evolution jay: creation..if..umm..man wrote the book on creation? hmmm yeah...reatard
Republican or democrat?: mel" demooooo jay: neither leaning towards the left
At what age do you believe sex should be legal?: jay:when she says yes mel: and we're not having any daughters lmao ...shit idk...
Alchohal?: ok i'm drinking right now and i know that's not spelled right lmao 18! If you can vote for the Pres, join the military and die for this country and not have a beer....c'mon
Driving?: mel: i think 16 is fine jay:18...this way they can go vote, join the military, have a few brews, and drive home drunk ;)
Joining in the army?: mel: i'm letting jay take over lol jay: whenever your stupid ass decides to
Do you think the draft is a good thing?: mel: no....not at all jay: um....I'm out that window, but for those in there...Canada?
Do you think that children should be seen and not heard?: mel: not at all jay: am I sleeping?
Kiss and Tell
You will not date a guy/girl if (one thing only, please)...: mel; bad teeth and gnarly feet and no sense of humor (simulatneous burps) jay: a waterhead?
Do you believe in poligamy (sp?)?: mel: actually I do, as long as I'm head bitch jay: um, webster's dictionary says I do
Open relationships?: mel: I'm trying bitch...my phone # is 631... jay: HEY!!
Have you ever had an affair?: NO!
Name a sexual deed/experiance you wish you hadn't commited/participated in.: mel: do goats count? wtf is that? jay: damn that goat
What makes you want to kiss someone?: mel: liquor...again my number is...jay: oh lordy and now you wonder why we don't go out
You have a weak spot for...: mel: liquor lol...jay: oh man this has turned a bad corner...but seriously, no one
Spin the bottle, or 7 minutes in heaven?: mel: I'm 26...buy me a drink and call it a day jay: oh geez....I think I should go to sleep
Is sex education in schools a good thing?: mel: yes, I'm being serious jay: yes this way they can say yes mel: you sick fuck
Do you ALWAYS use a condom?: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Future
Are you positive of what you want to do for a living? If so, what?: mel: yeah I'm gonna cook jay: no, I'm waiting for her to cook to be my suga momma
At what age do you want to die?: mel: what?!?!? jay: like Walt Disney I'm freezing my head....um no....whenever I die I don't wanna know that mel: wait I get head
At what age to you think you will die?: jay: see above, ass mel: tomorrow, wait that's morbid...hey stop farting....OH GOD OH GOD!!! seriously that's gross *cough*
Do you want children? If so, why?: mel: so my house will be clean...kidding..so I can love them jay: so I can get a beer without missing a pitch!!! and my leaves will be raked mel: lmao
Do you want to/did you go to collage?: mel: no and no jay: yes I did, but faught that I wanted to goto Silicon Valley and make $$$ instead...looking back...I shouldn't have listened
Where do you want to live?: jay: right here mel: NY bitch jay: good bc I ain't leavin'
Do you think you will be sucessful in life?: mel: yes I know I will...I have to jay: um...if she thinks she will be, then that's good for me seeing as she's my suga momma
Really ask yourself...
Are you happy with the answers you gave on this survey?: mel: FUCK YEA! jay: um, sure I better be, I'm not going back up this thing to change anything....I'm writing this fucking thing in HTML right now (yeah that's what I do 55 hours a week...nvm)
Did you learn something new about yourself?: mel: no, but I learned something about your ass and it smells...don't fuck a goat in the ass Jarrod jay: yeah that even after drinks and being up at some ungodly hour I can write HTML
What answer do you wish you could change? What would you change it to?: jay: have you read this fucking goddam thing? mel: nothing
Did you enjoy this survey?: mel: more than I should have jay: until I had to work
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