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what kind of ninja are you?
Evil Ninjayour way is bent, you are not an honest Ninja, your strength is in your ability to plan to the detail how to kill every last living thing that could be able to stop you from mutilating your target.your boken color is black, and you don't have any set weapons.
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeWhat can i say. I am one of the shyest people on earth. Ask the people who know me and they will say bull but ask the people who KNOW me and they will vouch for this. I am the biggest contradiction on the face of the earth. I am kind sweet loving honest trustwrothy and everything else that we all hope to one day be but at the same time i have the dog genes in me the asshole genes in me and pretty much a plethera of all the traits that attract women but arent good for them. Everyday of my life is a constant battle to see which side will win out which makes life around me both fun and exciting with just a hint of being dull but in all the right places. So ladies know that though imma flirt but that doesnt in any way mean that i'll tell you if im feeling you, and fellas it takes a while to become one of my boys, my family, that i would do anything and ride for so dont think because we laugh and joke and have a good time that your in. When you are you'll know.Family Guy Beer Song

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You are Venom
Venom 90%
The Joker 89%
Green Goblin 87%
Magneto 83%
Two-Face 83%
Apocalypse 82%
Mr. Freeze 82%
Lex Luthor 80%
Kingpin 79%
Riddler 75%
Dr. Doom 75%
Dark Phoenix 73%
Mystique 67%
Poison Ivy 67%
Catwoman 64%
Juggernaut 55% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...
Your results:
You are Green Lantern
Green Lantern 60%
Spider-Man 60%
The Flash 60%
Batman 60%
Robin 57%
Iron Man 55%
Catwoman 55%
Hulk 55%
Supergirl 52%
Superman 50%
Wonder Woman 37% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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I never

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You Are A Romantic Realist
You tend to be grounded when it comes to romance.
Sure, you can fall hard... but only for someone you've gotten to know.
And once you're in love, you can be a total romantic goofball...
But you'd never admit it to your friends! Are You Romantic or Realistic?..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>
A more grown up survey (no what school do you go to questions)
Normal Crap
Name: Jay
Age: Unknown
Birthday: G-14 Classified
Eye color: Brown
Hair Color: Grey
Sign: Caution Fucking Zone
hieght: Short 5'10
nickname(s): I hold the Record so i wont name them
birth place: Unknown
Favorites
Your all time favorite band: ?
Color: Black
Movie: Kevin Smith Movies
CD: The Lion King Soundtrack
Favorite quote: Why
worst
Show of all time: Homeboyz from Outer Space (I watched it)
song of all time: No Idea
movie of all time: Barney goes to Disneyland
friend of all time: Me
movie star of all time: No Idea
CD of all time: No Idea
vacation of all time: The one i took with family
word association
Heart: Broken
house: Party
cat: dog
chair: Broken
wind: Chi town
lamp: I Love Lamp
boat: Trip
ocean: Vast
floor: lovin
glitter: Maria Carey Sucked ass then
if you could...
relive one moment in your life what would it be: The moment i distroyed the most important relationship
do one thing before you die what would it be: Kill
tell someone exactly what you think who would it be: Achebar, That Bastard
have one super power what would it be: The Ability to have Other Powers
If you were...
a superhero what would your name be: The Bastard Achebar
rich what is one thing you would do: Pay all my familys Debts
to suddenly stranded on an island what one thing would you want with you?: Boom Stick
friends
Funniest: WTF
Scariest: Him who is HE
Shyest: ME
most original: All
funniest: WTF
This or that
Coke or Pepsi: Code Red
Coco puffs or count chocula: Neither
Saw or Hostel: Saw
Devils rejects or House of 1000 corpses: Me no know
tv or movie: Sure
Last questions I swear!
Have you ever...
sang until you were horse: Yep
screamed for no reason: Yep
Hit someone with your car: Been hit
gotten in a car accident: Once or Twice
written a poem: All the Time
burned a picture: Yeppers
gone to a concert: Unfortunately
participated in a Mosh Pit: Yeppers
No really....this is the end
Do you
Have a significant other: I'm Not Sure Anymore
drink: Sure
smoke: If you like it i love it
cuss: Fuck No
get along with your ex: All of em
get along with your family: Not at all
ok...last ones...RANDOM TIME!
Have you ever shot a gun: Yep
have you ever been on stage: Yep
have you danced on a pole: Yep
have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a stripper: Nope i know the answer to that question
what would your stripper song be: I'm in love with a Midget
what's the worst job you can think of: Being Me
whats one quote that sums up your life: Kill me now
Whats the funniest thing about you: I believe that there is good in everyone
whats the one word that sums you up: Contradiction
do you have tattoos: Have some will get more
do you have piercings: Not anymore but i want some
If you could be the opposite sex for one day what would you do: Fcuk
if you could change your name would you: Yep
to what: Achebar Josef Wasime
whats one thing you want everyone to know about you that wasnt mentioned: Unlike Kanye I dont Believe I'm Jesus
how was your childhood: Shitty
name your last 2 exs: G-14 Classified
describe them: Beautiful wonderful women who didnt know what they had till it was to late and they couldnt get it back
How many Krystals do you think you can eat: WTF, Whats a KRYSTAL?
if you and your friends were on an island with no food, who would you eat: She know who she is and i know she is tasty, Id eat her 5 times a day at least
how do you want to die: Unusually
What bothers you the most about the world: That I'm In It
what store do you usually spend all your money at: Big and TAll
do you believe in the love you see in movies: Havent decided yet, Ill let you know
why do you think you were put on this earth: To die, and possibly bring a few people home to there god
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Your Element Is Air
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.
Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.
You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that! What's Your Element?..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>
Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1: Women
2: Women
3: Talking to Women
Three people who make me laugh:
1: Ayinde
2: Eddie
3: Eula
Three Things I love:
1: I love Lamp
2: I love Chair
3: I love Desk
Three Things I hate:
1: ummmm....
2: yeah.....
3: you know
Three things I don't understand:
1: Women
2: Men
3: Me
Three things on my desk:
1: Cd's
2: Candles
3: Knives
Three things I'm doing right now:
1: Listening to Music
2: Filling out this survey
3: Contemplating Women
Three things I want to do before I die:
1: Make sure my people are taken care of
2: Lose my temper
3: Have and orgasim
Three things I can do:
1: I'm So Multitalented
2: Its just so hard
3: To Decide
Three ways to describe my personality:
1: Unusually
2: Disturbing
3: Confusing
Three things I can't do:
1: Have a baby
2: Hold a stable relationship
3: Sleep the whole night
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You Belong in Fall
Intelligent, introspective, and quite expressive at times...
You appreciate the changes in color, climate, and mood that fall brings
Whether you're carving wacky pumpkins or taking long drives, autumn is a favorite time of year for you What Season Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to start by meeting my name sakes, bob the builder, and bill clinton. For the ladies i wanna meet dora the explorer and that really hot chick that played luanna on the big comfy couch...(yeah shed get it). There are so many people that i would like to meet that i wont continue this list for fear of it becoming assholish. Now that im done doing what everyone else who longs onto myspace does when they dont realize that they are supposed to tell what type of people they wanna meet on myspace. I am not particularly picky as far as sending me messages, as long as you can carry on a decent conversation and you love to laugh have fun and hit me up and it will be my pleasure to respond. Oh and dont get mad if im online and i dont respond, i leave my computer on most of the time and it has been known to log itself into myspace just for the hell of it.family guy steriods

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Your Ideal Relationship is Casual Dating
Maybe you're looking for love...
But mostly you're looking for fun.
You could get serious with the right person.
For now, though, you're enjoying playing the field. What's Your Ideal Relationship?
You Are a Newborn Soul
You are tolerant, accepting, and willing to give anyone a chance.
On the flip side, you're easy to read and easily influenced by others.
You have a fresh perspective on life, and you can be very creative.
Noconformist and nontraditional, you've never met anyone who's like you.

Inventive and artistic, you like to be a trendsetter.
You have an upbeat spirit and you like almost everything.
You make friends easily and often have long standing friendships.
Implusive and trusting, you fall in love a little too easily.

Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
You Are a Natural Flirt
Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?DISCLAIMER: my blogs are not a complete reflection of who I am, although they do happen to highlight the many facets of my personality. Despite what they say, I am not an oversexed emotional basket case (or am I?? I shall blog about it). Therefore, if you are interested in unveiling my innermost thoughts, please do not hesitate to ask.I saw this and felt the same way so i borrowed it, thank you Zee

My Blog

Drama........ The Collection Pt 1

Alright Look i am what you call lazy so instead of writing multiple blogs like alot of the wonderful people on Myspace, and yes im a lurker who rarely comments because as i said before i am lazy, i am...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:01:00 GMT

Is it over

Ok. So. I'm dieing, or at least i think i am. My ex is jealous of my best friend thought she doesnt realize that its my best friend that shes jealous of. My Current girl, the love of my life and it, i...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:10:00 GMT

Are you a nigger, come see

WILLIE LYNCHThe Making Of A SlaveThis speech was delivered by Willie Lynch on the bank of the James River in the colony of Virginia in 1712.  Lynch was a British slave owner in the West Indies.&n...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:25:00 GMT

An Ode to my Hand

This will probably be one of the most personal and realist things i will put on hereDear hand its hard to function without you after depending on you for so many years. It feels weird knowing that you...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:02:00 GMT

40 mistakes most men make in bed

I felt the need to pass this on1) NOT KISSING FIRST.Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 23:05:00 GMT

Why deez nuts u can swallow.........Cupid's Assasination.I Hope U Die Slow Bitch!

From the Great Omega SupremeOnce again, with february 14th fast approaching here come all of the shitty ass jewelry commercials, and talking bears and teddy bears with the magnetic noses so they look ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:01:00 GMT

50 no no's girls do in bed... lol every1 should read this

Written by a girl. She wrote most of these. . . pretty interesting.1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up bec...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:28:00 GMT

We use to be boys but tomorrow imma bust you in your head

Somebody please tell me whats the use of offering me my choice of so many when i cant have the one i want. Alot of yall out there know exactly what im talking about. Tomorrow is the biggest romantic h...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 16:30:00 GMT

4 da ladies

What Oprah says:THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuiti...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:49:00 GMT

HOW A MAN FEELS ABOUT NON-RELATIONSHIP PUSSY....

i know i havent posted in a while so heres something to think about HOW A MAN FEELS ABOUT NON-RELATIONSHIP PUSSY....The question is -Which pussy are YOU or which one are YOU currently fucking?LAZY PU...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:02:00 GMT