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TIMM

'If god controls the land and disease and keeps a watchful eye on me, and is so damn mi-ighty, my pr

About Me

I'm tall
I'm a lover not a fighter
I wish Cindy Lauper was hot
I've seen Cloverfield twice and plan to see it again
I like Lost
The Beatles are cool
Lucy Liu is the hottest Angel
I'm quiet until I find something interesting to say
I'm not lazy, I just don't care
I want a girl I can laugh at the world with
I believe the best of people
I'm very sexually oriented
I'm not a jerk
...well, I try not to be
Unipines are Awesome
I like not to think

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Kristen Bell
Natalie Portman
Kristen Bell
My Future Self
Jesus
Brad Pitt
God and Satan (if they exist)
Lestat de Lioncourt
Kristen Bell

Music:

Music that makes me Laugh.

Movies:

1-18-08

Television:

VH1 - The Drug Years

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Heroes:

Jesus

My Blog

losing my bloginity

you like how i did that? i combined VIRGINITY and BLOG into one word so its like im losing my "virginty" but with blogs!! GET IT?? hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!11  anyways... so this is my blog, cool...
Posted by TIMM on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 09:57:00 PST

CHUCK NORRIS IS THE SHIT!!!!

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. If ...
Posted by TIMM on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:16:00 PST

regret

REGRETO, ghost of RegretA marrige to painful pastsTill Death do us part...
Posted by TIMM on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:28:00 PST

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

A Sweet Story It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispe...
Posted by TIMM on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 08:47:00 PST