Andy Panty - ProfilesArchive

About Me

..I'm a straight-forward plain-speaking kinda guy, walking that fine line between Genius and Insanity.
As Dosher once described me - "I like you Smart, you call a spade a spade". Well I certainly don't call one a fork!
I'm fast approaching 30, whilst remaining the Peter Pan of Coleshill with my youthful looks, and my good friend Patsy Stricks (she wears no Knicks) inspired me to get meself on here and give the world my sage wisdom garnered from travelling, living all over the UK, and from hanging out in smoky pubs listening to the old local boys going on about how "the beer ain't what it used to be".
I used to be on MSN Spaces where some of you may remember the doom-laden blog that was "KJ's Happy Play Space" but those days are long gone, this is version 2.0.
So a little about meself - I work in Telecoms, even though I have a degree in Astrophysics, but I'm not at all nerdy (I think...?), having an addiction to tattoos and piercings.
I'm pretty laidback and chilled out, although I have been known to be pretty vicious if someone does me head in (I don't hold grudges but I didn't speak to Arkiebald for 3 years once just because I could).
I love getting out n' about and I've had the good fortune to get to some amazing places - New York, Bangkok, etc.
I also love a good drink and a laugh so if you ever see me about, please don't punch me first, buy me drink and then you can punch me.
I'm also known as a serial flirt for some reason, considering I'm so shy with the ladies. But I do have a troupe of mates I affectionately call "Smartie's Angels". To quote my good friend Bobba, "I love girls me, I love 'em all".
I love music and films and food too, and I'm an avergae guitar player, writing some lovely tunes which always seem to get ripped off by Zenda and Steve, so if anyone knows anything about Copyright Law, please get in touch.
I now own me own apartment in the City Centre of Birmingham, which I share with my good friend and flatmate, Frankie the monkey. He's a one. He loves the female monkeys, the slut!
Well, it's a new year and I've decided to have a little tidy up on me profile, of stuff that I don't need or I've grown bored of, but that doesn't mean I don't care anymore! Andy craves comments and new friends so if you like the look of my wares, then please ADD ME....you won't regret it, you have my word.
Booze.....love.....

My Interests

There used to be a video clip of me here saying hi...I'm bored with it so I'm going to record a new one but I haven't been drunk in hours so bear with me.Until then, have a random piccie

Me Interests are:

Drinking, smoking, grappling, tattoos, filthy smut, grrrls, tattoos on grrrls and comics. Not necessarily in that order.

Did I mention naughty girls?

Raving?

And drinking a good old fashioned cup of tea whilst chilling on me sofa

Anything that me lovely friend Kirsty gets up to

Revolving bottles of wine

And waving

And having strange lighting effects moving around me head

I'd like to meet:

My Maker?
Andy strokes his chin....

Top film stars from Ohio, most definitely.I guess the obvious answer would be all of the peeps I have met on here. All great people and especially the lovely ladies I've met. I love you all!

Tell you what, I'll save me pennies this year and I will pay each and every one of you a personal visit in 2007, how does that sound?

Otherwise, I'd like to meet any ladies with tattoos - they make Andy's heart beat like the Incredible Bongo Band's cover of Apache. Any suitable applicants may submit their entries to me by requesting my email (haha - god, I'm ranting now...)

Music:

Andy is bored and as a result of his boredom, he (his alter-ego Colatron) spat out this!

The random twiddlings of a wannabee mash-up superstar

http://andypanty1978.blogspot.com/ Go and have a good laugh...

Sometimes I Smile ...

Jeff Buckley/Nick Drake/DJ Shadow/Kasabian/The Killers/Belle & Sebastian/Longpigs/Sigur Ros/Led Zeppelin/Pink Floyd/Easy Star All*Stars/UNKLE/The White Stripes/Yeah Yeah Yeahs/The Verve/Loo & Placido/Poj Master/McSleazy/Go Home Productions/Top Buzz/Ratpack/Nick Drake/Jurassic 5/Horace Andy/Z*Trip/Soulwax/2 Many DJs/DJ Riko/DJ Zebra/Party Ben/Soni Quella/Elmira Landmine/Suede/Super Furry Animals/Shed Seven/The Stone Roses/Ian Brown/Small Faces/Razorlight/Jim Noir/Rodrigo y Gabriella/The Beta Band/James/The Jam/I Am Kloot/Cut Chemist/Soni Quella/Elmira Landmine/..... and on and on....

Why don't you check out some friends of mine over at Get Your Bootleg On whilst you're here. Incredible music that makes me move my ass! (Registration required though)

Get Your Bootleg On

Or alternatively check out these guys - they can be found on the stereo in my car on a daily basis!

Loo & Placido
Poj Masta
Go Home Productions

and of course, there's always meself! (Don't ask me why but the microphone went mental half way through - so don't play it too loud, or you'll kill your innocent speaker! And watching it back sober - OMG - I wobble my head in a David Gray style, someone burn my axe)

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Tell 'em the Sycophant sent ya...

Movies:

Leon/Akira/Clerks/Mallrats/Transformers:The Movie/Lost Highway/Brazil/Lord of the Rings trilogy/Jackass/The Wedding Singer/Tron/Fashionistas:Safado - the Challenge/Spirited Away/Crocodile Dundee/Ben Hur/West Side Story/Weapons of Ass Destruction part 2/The Goonies/Bladerunner/The Muppets take Manhatten/Trading Places/The Lost Boys

If you wanna really know what I'm about and you aren't adverse to the odd spot of naughtiness, check out Fashionistas:Safado - the Challenge, it's a bit naughty but it makes me smile

Television:

WWE Monday Night Raw and Coronation Street. TV ain't wot it used to be guvnor. Give me back the Halcyon days of Byker Grove, Chuckle Brothers, Miss Marple etc.

I'm also a self proclaimed expert on Children's classic TV between the years of 1982 - 1995.

If I do watch anything else, its usually some soft sexy smut on channel 5, or got that Russell Brand in it. He's very good you know.

Books:

I'm currently working on the auto-biography of this little guy - awwww, who could he be?

Heroes:

Captain America

1914-2007

My Blog

A sad day

Chris Benoit 1967-2007Chris, regardless of what you have or haven't done, you'll forever be the greatest ever in the ring. My thoughts go out to the remaining Benoit family, and to his exten...
Posted by Andy Panty on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:11:00 PST

Glastonbury Blues

Well howdy all - you find me feeling slightly moribund this weekend; I should have been at the mighty Glastonbury Festival this weekend along with 20 of me mates, enjoying the rain and some quality en...
Posted by Andy Panty on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:10:00 PST

Should have posted this last night but was too tired!

Well, I must have had a boring weekend, as I managed to whip another track out for you guys to enjoy.Keep Their Heads This WayDr. Dre vs. Dilated Peoples (feat. Kanye West)(Keep Their Heads Ringin' vs...
Posted by Andy Panty on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 02:39:00 PST

Track update and musings on a Saturday evening

Hi all,That was a hell of a week! So glad it's nearly all over. Work is really grinding on me now and I'm getting pretty fed up of it all, dreaming of living on a tropical island somewhere with all of...
Posted by Andy Panty on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:08:00 PST

Geez - I'm am the world's most useless + 2 new tracks

Hi all, I'm not even going to bother apologising, yet again, for not keeping in touch and disappearing - it's starting to sound like a scratched record! Needless to say I am sorry, but the last two we...
Posted by Andy Panty on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:03:00 PST

At last, I'm free to chill out and catch up with you all

Well, what a busy week that was! My humble apologies to all of you for promising to stay in touch and once again, letting you all down. I hate being pants at keeping in touch, and there's still some e...
Posted by Andy Panty on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:23:00 PST

Yay - another productive weekend!

Hi all, sorry I didn't make it on line yesterday - I was about to log on when the lads, Wagganaut and Rusty Bear showed up for a cup of tea and a chat. By the time they'd gone, I just needed food n' k...
Posted by Andy Panty on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:10:00 PST

My star is shining!

Just time for a quick blog before heading out for a Saturday night beer. I've been a busy boy again today, getting up just in time for the FA Cup, which was dull as dull, so whilst that was boring me ...
Posted by Andy Panty on Sat, 19 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

Another night...another front row at the lads' gig

Howdy all - still absolutely shattered after the hard partying week I've been through this week (he says....I've had a total of 13 units of alcohol this week so far...hardly Oliver Reed-esque is it?) ...
Posted by Andy Panty on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:40:00 PST

Bleeeurgggg

I'm a wee bit tiddly and it's waaaay past me bedtime, plus I gotta shower yet (hmmm....dangerous combo booze and water), and I may not get chance to have a proper catch up with anyone tomorrow ei...
Posted by Andy Panty on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:51:00 PST