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About Me

I am currently residing in a rural town and trying to avoid being bored to death or getting ran over by a dumbass hick when I try to cross the highway. I have a little toddler and he pretty much lights up any room he walks into, he's cool like that. We make jackolanterns every year and fall is both his and my favorite season. He likes hiding in the corn rows that grow in our garden. I am loooking for work right now and rockin out to Black Eyed Peas and eating Cheezits and that's that."Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful."- Buddha......%D%A %D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A .. ..I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A woman that doesn't mind that I have a kid. Either that or I'd like to meet up with a million dollars and a 1972 Corvette, white with orange leather interior. That would be awesome. Either that or a one night stand or instead of that some delicious snacks that fill mah tum-tum or a flat screen tv that's really big and some new video games and a GIANT PUMPKIN filled with candy! YEAH!!!!%D%A...%D%A
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My Blog

Psuedo-haikus and other shards of poetry

The stars like firecrackers in the sky,exploding and pulsating with color expandingoutwards and crackling,loud explosions in my ears as I focus on them.The sound fizzles tonothing as I look away.But w...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:23:00 GMT

the junkyard of dreams and loss

Laying down I start to sleep, but dreams are the wasteland of memories.I find a car part that looks like a tatoo gun, so I write your name over my appendix, because sometimes people lose a peice of th...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Feb 2010 13:50:00 GMT

frog philosophy, i think

I keep nodding off and hearing conversations directed at me from people that aren't there and I go to reply and the sound of my own voice is so strange and uncomfortably close to my head that it wakes...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:27:00 GMT

Two Little Children

Two little pumpkins grew in the garden together, amongst their friends.They looked at one another and they looked at their friends and they knew,that while they were lushly beautiful now eventually th...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:09:00 GMT

deffinative links

here is a list of links to good webcomics/webcomic episodes.  i picked the funniest ones i could find.  some of you have already been linked to some of these by me in the past.  some of them i hadnt f...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 00:01:00 GMT

possible slogans for my own brand of Blasto-Lax laxative for men

Blasto-Lax: Make your mark! Blasto-Lax: Do Some Damage! Blasto-Lax: have a fairly regular day at the expense of others. Blasto-Lax; have a crrrrazy regular day and dont wipe too hard or wear w...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:58:00 GMT

A simple Story about a Cat and a Dog

Simone was looking at her master, remembering when they used to walk through the feild together, and play.  She missed those times so much.  She missed the way things used to be.  She m...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:41:00 GMT

a bird pecked my reality

                                            The Mem BugsThe whistling of the breaking sound barrier came from birds on a tree outside the window.  A hissing memory of dead relatives was in the sunligh...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 20:26:00 GMT

im a baaaaad boy

My life is rated PG-13.What is your life rated?
Posted by on Sat, 21 May 2005 19:10:00 GMT

John Steinbeck's "The Chrysanthemums"

I figured the easiest way to get people to read this is to just bring it to them rather than ask them to go looking, so here it is. The Chrysanthemums ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Apr 2005 17:54:00 GMT