Zombie Mastermind Vs The Bearded Baby of the North

About Me

I was born on Arboria many moons ago. During my time amongst the tree-folk I was taught the ways of the wood. Time passed.......... I grew bored of swinging from the branches and eating grubs, and thusly, made my descent. Walking amongst the ground-dwellers, I soon began to feel at home. I was brought up by a human family who kept me in a cupboard for a year to prepare me for the dark days ahead. I shun the water and have recuring dreams about the dark creatures that lurk in the depths. That said, I do have a certain affection for sharks..........and zombies.
Anyways............

My Interests

Music. Film. Art. People. Getting angry about stuff that may seem fairly unimportant to most folks.

I'd like to meet:

People of all creeds, colours and nationalities. Animal, vegetable or mineral (water).

David Bowie. Frank Zappa . Freddie Mercury. Jeff Buckley . Bryon James. David Lynch. Stanley Kubrick . Robert Shaw. Richard Dreyfuss. Roy Scheider. Tom Savini . George Romero . Christopher Walken . Gary Oldman. Johnny Depp. Bruce Campbell . David Cronenberg . Kyle MacLachlan . Henry Rollins . Milla Jovovich . Bouff . Chris Cunningham/Halls . Hunter S Thompson. Al Jourgensen . Vincent Gallo . Christopher Lee. Angelina Jolie. Chapman Baxter. Malcolm Mcdowell. Drew Barrymore. Ren and Stimpy . Jonathan Ross. Trent Reznor . Ronnie Barker. Messy Stench . Will Ferrell. Terry Gilliam. John Cleese. Michael Palin. Terry Jones. Graham Chapman. Eric Idle . Bruce Willis. Brad Dourif . Jason Voorhees . Ron Pearlman. Michael Meyers . Kevin Smith . Simon Pegg . Gwen Stefani . Clive Barker . Chris Morris . Bub . Lance Henriksen . Rupert (the bear). Dan Aykroyd. Chevy Chase. Steve Martin. John Belushi. Eddie Murphy. Bill Murray . Famke Janssen. Andy Warhol . Max Headroom . Matt Frewer. Salvador Dali . H.R. Giger . Peter Jackson . Sam Raimi . Pinhead . Larry David . Dan Ashcroft . Thats enough.

BUNNIES Vs SHARK!!!

ZOMBIE BUNNIES!!!

BADGERS!!!

Music:

A is for Aphex Twin, Air, Tori Amos and Anthrax. B is for Beastie Boys, Beck, Beecher, Bjork, Blur, Bowie and Jeff Buckley. C is for Carcass, Cornelius, The Cure and Can't be bothered................Z is for Zappa. Maybe at some point I will list everything.

Movies:

Television:

Some crap, some not: Funny stuff, Drama stuff, Sci-Fi stuff. Nature stuff. You know, just...........stuff. If it's on, i'll give it a look.

Books: For some reason MySpace won't let me paste this in the correct section. So here it is in "TV".

Books:

J.R.R. Tolkien. C.S. Lewis. Clive Barker. Bruce Campbell. Max Brooks. Arthur C. Clarke. Hunter S. Thompson. Graphic novels. Film/Music magazines. Biogs and film/music history stuff. I used to read Stephen King and 2000AD, but not anymore.

Heroes:

An amazing album by David bowie and a rather spiffing t.v. series about super-beings.

My Blog

Dull stuff.

Stuff that happened in the last month (ish):I now get me greens delivered to the door.I went to see "Iron Man". It's pretty good for an origin movie.I went to see "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the...
Posted by Zombie Mastermind Vs The Bearded Baby of the North on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:33:00 PST

Recent Random.

So, the new job is going well. Piece of piss innit?Am in the middle of a new painting which includes a fetus with a gun.Currently listening to the new NIN album which Trent kindly gave away for free o...
Posted by Zombie Mastermind Vs The Bearded Baby of the North on Thu, 08 May 2008 07:29:00 PST

Latest Painting.

Acrylic on canvas. Title: Size Zero. Love, GSP.
Posted by Zombie Mastermind Vs The Bearded Baby of the North on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:10:00 PST

A work of arse!

Finished! More to come, (as soon as I buy more canvi). I remain, your friend, GSP. ...
Posted by Zombie Mastermind Vs The Bearded Baby of the North on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:32:00 PST

Artsy-fartsy.

It’s coming! It’s nearly finished! GSP. ...
Posted by Zombie Mastermind Vs The Bearded Baby of the North on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:29:00 PST

About time.

I have got a job. My fingers smell of biscuits. These two things are unrelated. I have not even been eating biscuits.
Posted by Zombie Mastermind Vs The Bearded Baby of the North on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:02:00 PST

Am I finaly getting motivated????

I have completed a painting within the last week and started another canvas to boot!I am also trying to figure out the structure of a book I am going to write. It is a bit complex to say the least. No...
Posted by Zombie Mastermind Vs The Bearded Baby of the North on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 08:14:00 PST

Curses!

Too much to write about since my last pc died and was then utterly destroyed by my own hands. My profile is messed up due to my image-hosting site being deleted by the powers that be. Fuckers. ...
Posted by Zombie Mastermind Vs The Bearded Baby of the North on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 05:54:00 PST

I..................

Need to get a job.Need to cut my hair.Need to stop being such a lazy barstard.Need to start living.Need something else.Need a change.Need to travel.Need the toilet, bye.GSP....
Posted by Zombie Mastermind Vs The Bearded Baby of the North on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:54:00 PST

House cat.

My house has a cat in it,My house has a cat in it,You best not mess with it,My cat don't take no shit....
Posted by Zombie Mastermind Vs The Bearded Baby of the North on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:24:00 PST