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Heather

I am here for Friends

About Me

While brooding and negative by nature, I'm also very outgoing and talkative. I believe that no one should take themself too seriously.

My Interests

Music, my friends, books, art, writing, gossipping, old movies, knitting, intelligent arguments, FUN. I'm very interested in finding out how to change "my sign" below to "STOP", and in editing that weak "open book" shit below, but can't figure out how it's done.

I'd like to meet:

People with a sense of humor; people I already know, new and old acquaintances. Don't hit on me. Doesn't "in a relationship" ever register in some people's minds? Don't even try--- I'm here for friendships only, and won't respond if you want to "hook up" or whatever. Which is pretty sad anyway, don't you think? This includes, but is not limited to these things which have already come to pass: a) sending me a link to your webpage with pictures of you holding your cock, b) telling me I'm hot or gorgeous (I already know I'm old & fat, I'm just comfortable with it), c) exclaiming how you really want to "tap dat ass" and d) reminiscing about our old band, "She Dogs in Heat".... Just kidding, Dan, you can still do that if you want. I never wanted to have to post this kind of disclaimer, but it's really been happening a lot lately... This kind of bullshit is the whole reason I won't use instant messenger. So just knock it off already. Can't we just talk about movies or music? I don't want your free ipod or to do online surveys from home. Also I don't care if you think my page is "week", because you cannot even spell the word correctly.

Music:

X Ray Spex, Johnny Cash, 13th Floor Elevators, Gun Club, Geto Boys, Stalag 13, Avengers, Farflung, D.O.A., Patsy Cline, Ramones, Einsturzende Neubauten, Samhain, Stooges, Residents, Pestilencia, Chrome, DMZ, Black Flag, Adverts, Tom Waits, MC5, Dr. Know, Buzzcocks, T-Bone Walker, 999, the Creatures, Dictators, DEVO, Gene Vincent, Etta James, CRAMPS, die Kreuzen, Suicide; there are just too many too list.

Movies:

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Fear of a Black Hat, URGHH! A Music War, Horror Hotel, American Hardcore... I give up; there are way too many to list. My favorite directors are John Waters, Russ Meyer, and Roger Corman. I love old monster movies. I have two shelves stacked two rows deep of videotapes.

Television:

I don't really like the Music of Richard Hell at all...ha ha.

Books:

Right now I'm (re)reading "When You Are Engulfed in Flames" by David Sedaris.

Heroes:

We can be them...just for one day.

My Blog

Politics/ Rant

Ooooh, I never use the Blog on myspace. I don't work with computers all day, and I hardly spend any time on here. I'm even too lazy to customize my page. All I want to know is, what is with these so-c...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:51:00 PST