Kelli

Free images from Nack.USI hate to sound bitter, but my main focus right now, is to rid myself of all of the excess drama I have in my life! After the end of a rather nasty relationship, that...yes....I came out the absolute loser....as I usually do when all I date is loosers....I am tired now and have decided to FINALLY re-gain control of MY LIFE! To hell with all of those who think that I can't achieve the following goals: 1) Loose weight....lots of weight. Jenny Craig hasn't seen shit! 2) Regain a social environment for myself....with actual friends....not mere aquaintences! And last...but certainly not least..3)..I vow to find a way to turn off my damn bum magnet! Hinceforth...... I refuse to date ANY of the following, egomaniacs, cronic liars, cheats, fuck-wits, serial killers, commitment-phobics, red-necks, hill-billies, men who fall under the tooth-to-tatoo ratio...has more tatoos than teeth!!!..., men with prior criminal records,peeping toms, work-a-phobics, or work-a-holics...there has to be a balance.... and all men, who in general, have any strange fetishes with cheese and/or fruit! So, if you fall under any of these....sorry....but go away! Been there...done that...NEXT!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Ok...I am one of the most real people that you will ever meet....so I like people who are themselves....24/7...dont' put on heirs! I want to meet people that I can easily talk to and can relate with. Now...if we are talking men.....If varity is the spice of life....then I need to find new spices to put in my cubbard! I want a man who can be a complete gentelman. Charming, smart funny and I can take to higher social events and not want to hang myself in the ladies room! I want a charmer by day......and a master by night! If I ever find a man like that.....I will be his slave forever!!! LOL! I want to be loved, appreciated and respected. I know....dream on...right! Who knows? But I won't settle for less.....again. Been there...done that....NEXT!!! Ok?!?

Music:

The Civilized Natives is the ABSOLUTE best band EVER!!! There are native of the Pensacola area, so if you haven't heard them play....you MUST visit their page to check their gig listings and GO!!! You can get to their page from my friends list! Honestly....they ROCK!!! Others that are close second are artists like; Janet, Beyonce, TLC, Evanessence, eda james, b.b.king, eric clapton, Nora Jones, Classical=Bach, etc, LOVE TECHO, justin Timberlake, Linkin park, jewel, pink, ludachris, missy elliot, black eyed peas, outkast, weird al(I would give him 10 babies).
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Movies:

Just about EVERYTHING! I work part time @ Blockbuster...so I get to experience all types of films! Love that job!

Television:

CARTOONS and everything after....I am ABSOLUTLY addicted to the Discovery Health Channel!!! Told you....I'm a big geek! ;0)
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Books:

Fantasy books..HELLO! who doesnt wanna escape to mideaval times, be the lead investigator in a boggeling mystery, and the one I'm working on now is a ghost story..actual accounts of ghost sitings and stuff like that.
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Heroes:

First...God...the creater of all life! Without his love....I would not be alive today!....My mom...my absolute best friend! She is the one who has always shown me the kind of person I would like to be...a perfect blend of strength, courage, knowledge, love, loyalty and beauty!...My cousin Robert...My life kicks me in the teeth just as hard has the rest of the population that ride this twisted rock as it hurls through space , but he always has my back!!!...No matter what might be going on in his personal life, he never shuts me out and is the first person to run to my side. He always knows how I feel....without me saying a word. I am always home when I am with him....I love that!!!....My brother Chris, for never treating me like the bitch that I am! For always sticking up for me....even when it wasn't easy. He is EVERYTHING I should be! My Dad...who in all reality is my step-father...who adopted me (@ 10 years old) after my sperm donor gave up on me! He married my mother when I was only 4 years old...and only then, did my mother and I see what TRUE LOVE felt like....and last...but certainly NOT least...my Aunt Faye and Uncle Albert.....They have always been my second parents....and when you are a overly dramatic child, everyone finds you to be at least...amusing....but not them!...To them....I was a princess. My aunt would actually give me her shoes...directly off of her feet if I liked them!..but with most people, that kind of admiration would lessen over time....not with them! To them....I am still a princess...demanding to be throned QUEEN!!! I love them all dearly~!!!!

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