LAKESHOW 4 LIFE

We Haven't Been Properly Introduced, My Name's Greg, I’m A Very Unique Person, I Am Definitely One of a Kind, I Am Really Fun to be Around, But at First When You Meet Me I'm Really Shy But After That I Totally Change Once I’m Comfortable Around You and I Become a Giant Fun-Loving Goofball, I LOVE Watching Sports, They Are Pretty Much My Life, I'm A Die Hard Lakers, ANAHEIM Angels, Chargers and Ducks Fan, I Get Bitched At By My Lady Friends For Being Too Concerned About Sports, Even Though I Show Them Plenty Of Affection and Give Them Just As Much Attention, I Love Music, I Listen To All Kinds Of Music, I'm Not One Of Those Dumbasses That Stick Themselves Into A Label Cuz I Listen To Both Rap and Rock, I’m A Pretty Nice Guy Til You Piss Me Off, Then The Red HULK Shows Up, I'm One of the Most Caring People You Will Ever Meet, Which Gets Me In Trouble With The Ladies Cuz Girls Like Assholes and Badboys, But If I Act Like An Asshole The Girl Gets Pissed and Swears She’s Never Gonna Speak To me Again, I'm a Great Speller, Bad Grammar Is My #1 Pet Peeve, I’m Sorry If You Cannot Spell Basic Words, You Are A Douche, Get An Education. I Have An Education, I Have My Degree In Culinary Arts, Even Though I’m Not Gonna Use That For Jack Shit Cuz I Hate Cooking For The Most Part Now, Assholes Always Ruin Something Fun **cough** Striffidildo. Now I Am Trying My Hand At Graphic Design, Which I Am 100xs Better At Than Cooking, Plating Presentation Was My Downfall. I’m Very Competitive, I’m An Agile Fatass, I Can Compete In All Kinds of Sports, I Type In A Very Unique Way, If You Haven’t Figured It Out, Look At The 1st Letter Of Every Word To Figure It Out. I Am Always Around to Talk To If Anyone Ever Needs Someone To Talk To, I’m A 24/7 Hotline. I Had A Life Altering Time Period Last Year When I Bagged Me A Fine Ass Cougar, Older Women Will Rock Your World and She Rocked Mine Alright, Hot Damn. I Love Talking To People About Anything and Everything, I Don’t Believe In Censorship or Self Censorship, I Am a Great Listener, I Have An Uncanny Memory, I Can Remember About 90% Of Everything I See or Hear, It’s A Gift and A Curse. I Love To Have A Good Time, I Don’t Like To Go Out Much To Places With Large Groups Of People, I’m A Laid Back Person Who Enjoys A Nice Quiet Evening With My Special Someone, I Don’t Like Girls That Smoke (deep voices and wrinkles aren’t sexy). I Am An Ass Man, I Love Ghetto Booties. I Love Short Girls, Tall Girls Are Just As Attractive, Its Just Something About Being 6’6” and Almost Able To Look Her In The Eye Without Having To Lean Over 3 Feet. Yes I Am That Tall, I Am A Large Man, Big All Over, Midgets Entertain Me, They Are The Anti Greg, They Think Its Bad Being Small, Its Just As Bad Being Big! So Fuck Off. Flakes Annoy The Hell Out Of Me, People Who Say One Thing and Do Another, Actions Speak Louder Than Words, I Despise It When People Try To Act Like Someone They Are Not, When They Change Themselves and Try To Be Like Someone they Saw On TV. Some People Say I Talk A Lot Of Shit, I Don’t Talk Shit, I State Facts. There’s A Huge Difference, I Don’t Say Something If I Don’t Have Any Evidence To Back It Up, I Call It Right Down The Middle. The Cold Hard Facts Are Staring At You In The Face. If You Have Some Sort Of Problem With Any Of That, Go Eat A Bowl Of Fucken Dicks.