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The Beatles! (or just phil)

I am here for Friends

About Me

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My Interests

Noodling catfish, feeding the beast, hammering nails into boards with my head, and reading poetry to albino deaf-mutes...and cooking.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet Victoria Sweeney. What in Eddie Vedder's vag**a happened to her?

Music:

Mastodon, Slayer, Helmet, The Jesus Lizard, Portastatic, Pavement, Led Zeppelin, Laromlab, (old) Brendan Benson, Sonic Youth, Blur, Superchunk, Microphones, Ben Folds (preferably live), Bob Dylan, The Grateful Dead, Spare Parts, Paradigm, Slint, Mixel Pixel, Baron Zen, Shipping News, Rodan, The Swirlies, Mason Jennings, My Morning Jacket, Kongblastrs, The Googleplex Hannahs, Frequency, Sam Wheat, Jasper the Manly coat, Josie, The Window Sills, Teaguewood Splendor, Kophed, Wolverine Brass, Nan.

Movies:

The Explorers, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Flight of The Navigator, E.T., The Burbs, all the Back to the Futures, Conan the Destroyer, Star Quest: Beyond the Rising Moon, Saving Silverman, Club Dread, Jarhead, American Beauty, the South Park movie, Halloween, 24 hr. Party People, Godzilla (yes the 1998 one I don't know why I just like it), War of the Worlds, Rock Star, Evil Dead (I, II, and III [Army of Darkness]), The Nickelman, Streets of Acquaintance, Pride and Prejudice, No Holds Barred, Jack (with Robin Williams), Awakenings, The Explorers, Big, Christmas With the Kranks, Tarzans (I & II), A Clockwork Orgy, Zits the Musical, Cannibal the Musical, Star Wars pre-pre-prequel - (negative) 2 1/2 The Suck movie that prequels all the sucky other Star Wars prequels....and Blue Chips.

Television:

I like to flip the channels every 5 seconds in order to make my own show. It's the flippy show and critics love it.

Books:

B.J. McMannass' 'Sir Mister', Soltro Hignub's 'Vandata', everything by Hunter S. Thompson, C.S. Lewis' Narnia books, the poetry of William Butler Yeats, Robert Frost, Dr. Seuss, Roald Dahl, Rudyard Kipling, Shel Silverstein, Mick Jagger (if he actually ever wrote anything), the Torah, the Bible, the Koran, Dionetics, and 'World Religion for dummies'.

Heroes:

The good people of our community that serve us in regular, conventional ways like doctors and police officers, because those are the real heroes.

My Blog

spastic poem no. 1

When hearts and minds flex the body splits in two commanding cells and vessels to break silence and bring pulsing rhythms from our very core. A non-stop ballet of only the heaviest melodies unleashed ...
Posted by The Beatles! (or just phil) on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:44:00 PST

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Posted by The Beatles! (or just phil) on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 10:58:00 PST

If you prick us, do we not bleed?

Well yeah we do but we also say "OW WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU PRICK ME FOR! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? OW THAT REALLY HURT MY ARM YOU FUCKER! AHHH!"
Posted by The Beatles! (or just phil) on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 11:00:00 PST

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That's alot of periods!
Posted by The Beatles! (or just phil) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST