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About Me

My name is Matthew. I am 24 years old and I live in Bayonne, New Jersey. There is really nothing to do here, so I have to humor myself. I was born in Jersey City, New Jersey on February 7, 1983. I like to play sports, videogames, watch television. But I really like to watch X-Play because of the sexiest woman alive is on there. And her name is Ms. Morgan Ailis Webb. Other than that, there is really nothing else for me to do. As amazing as it may seem, I actually have a job, now it will snow in July. Send my pics and video to your cell phone!
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My Interests

sports, videogames, television. And busting chops. This song is awesome!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

My Chemical Romance, Depeche Mode, Queen, Gorillaz, The Pixies, Morgan Webb tribute songs, A couple songs from Love & Rockets, a couple songs from R.E.M. A couple songs by The Cure, "Iron man" by Black Sabbath, and a couple from Ozzy Osbourne himself. Also "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio. And "Weird Al" Yankovic. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

1. Harold & Kumar go to white castle. 2. All of the "Child's Play' horror movies. And "Rudy". Also "Wedding Crashers". And all of the "Major League" movies, but the 1st one was the best. This song is awesome as well.

Television:

1. "Attack of the show" 2."X-Play" 3. "The King of Queens" 4. "The Simpsons" 5. All wrestling. 6. "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit". As well as "Home Improvement" I usually don't listen to rap, but this song is pretty good.

Books:

Hell no!!!! Another great Morgan Webb tribute song.

Heroes:

My hero is myself. This song rocks!!! Thats all I can say.

My Blog

The truth comes out

I always thought the rumors going around about Morgan Webb being married to this Rob Reid guy were just that, rumors. But then I checked a couple of links that people posted in a forum, som...
Posted by Matthew on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:39:00 PST

Getting laid before I turn 25

I have 11 months to go before I turn 25. All I have to say is that I better get started ASAP.
Posted by Matthew on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 05:10:00 PST

FHM, my birthday, and Morgan Webb.

Since this past month's FHM issue was for both January and February, the next one will be in March, which is published in February, the are always 1 month ahead for some idea. Anyway, last year the Ma...
Posted by Matthew on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:12:00 PST

Why does life suck?

I don't know what it is. Life is just so boring. First of all, there is nothing to do in this hellhole of a town. I sold all of my gaming systems to buy alcohol. And I can't buy new ones because I can...
Posted by Matthew on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:59:00 PST