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Samazon!

I just want to dance in your tangles.

About Me

Dork. Music minded. Artist. Writer. (I am) Fashion. Band/Tech Aide. Optimist. Clever (is a general word). Crazy. Fun will be had by all. Humorous. Random.
FYI:
I like bright colors. Especially in makeup. Maybe that's why I used a highlighter as eyeshadow that one time in middle school.
My vagina would wear a band t-shirt.
I will be bankrupt by the age of 25 because of my music habit.
Oh, and clothes.
I want to start up my own magazine and clothing line, possibly targeted for full figured girls that are into the indie scene.
I fully intend to publish at least two books.
I love being a band aide.
Don't call me plus sized. Voluptuous just sounds so much better.
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My Interests

Music (is oxygen). Art (is controversial). Sex (is a subject that leads to eternal conversations). Love (is life). Beards (are sexy). Dancing (makes you feel like the world is stopped). Make-up (and out) parties. Tambourines (are synonymous with love). Design (is fun). Writing (is what I was born to do). Illustration (is what I'm good at). Being a fag hag (is my 24/7 job). Big sunglasses (are my statement).

I'd like to meet:

Someone that can handle the immense power of a REAL fu manchu.

Matthew Gray Gubler, Dave Grohl, and Paul Rudd.

Music:

This is like asking me which boob I'd rather own.

Portugal. the Man
Death from Above 1979 (RIP)
Action Action
Beirut
Tilly and the Wall
Guillemots
The Academy Is...
The Format
Le Tigre
Tegan and Sara
Beck
The Sound of Animals Fighting
Tiger Tunes
Taking Back Sunday
Brand New
Scissor Sisters
Foo Fighters
Phantom Planet
Rooney
Enon
The Faint
Metric
Hellogoodbye
The Early November
Say Anything
Limbeck
The Cribs
Silverchair
SNMNMNM
Count The Stars (RIP)
Mates Of State
Jenoah
The Gossip
Be Your Own Pet
David Bowie
Gym Class Heroes
The Postal Service
White Stripes
Rx Bandits
The Beatles
Incubus
Weezer
Steel Train
Madison
The Monkees
John Connor
The Working Title
Anberlin
Volcano!! I'm Still Excited
Motion City Soundtrack
Azure Ray
!!!
The New Pornographers
Her Space Holiday
Yo La Tengo
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Pretty Girls Make Graves
Peaches
Sloan
Sufjan Stevens
Tom Vek
Wolf Parade
TV on the Radio
Shiny Toy Guns
Every Time I Die
Senses Fail
Hidden In Plain View
Hanson

I'm pretty sure that I love any band with the word "the" preceding the actual name or random punctuation.
...and if you think this is a complete list, you are sorely mistaken.

Movies:

Head, Empire Records, Virgin Suicides, White Oleander, Almost Famous, Knocked Up, Wet Hot American Summer, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Battle Of Shaker Heights, Thirteen, Mallrats, American Psycho, That Thing You Do, Fight Club, Jawbreaker, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Dirty Dancing, SLC Punk, Camp Nowhere, Amadeus, I ♥ Huckabees, Notes on a Scandal, Shortbus, Shopgirl, Sweet Home Alabama, Eternal Sunshine, Garden State, Clueless, But I'm A Cheerleader, The Breakfast Club, The Sweetest Thing, The Big Lebrowski, Detroit Rock City, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, Cry Baby, Kill Bill, any weird/psycho/indie movie really...anything NOT in the norm

Television:

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Gilmore Girls, My Name Is Earl, Law and Order: SVU and CI, Adventures of Pete and Pete, Spongebob Squarepants, Project Runway, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Degrassi, Daria, Lifetime, Sex and the City, That 70's Show, Laverne and Shirley, The 4400, Surreal Life, Nip/Tuck, Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs, Heroes, Criminal Minds

Books:

This Is Not A Love Song, Prozac Nation, Choke, Dangerous Angels, Gingerbread, White Oleander, Youth in Revolt, Smack, Nothing Feels Good, anything by Charles Bukowski and Francesca Lia Block.

Heroes:

Ana Matronic!
&
Margaret Cho!
And Lauren Graham may or may not be one of the best people ever.
Schiele was an amazing artist and probably my favorite.
I also quite enjoy Duchamp, Warhol, Raoul Hausmann, Lichtenstein...Pop Art and Dadaism are huge influences on me. I also love the illustrative styles of Kurt Halsey, Aaron Kraten, Aubrey Beardsley, Audrey Kawasaki, and lots and lots more but I would feel like a prentious art snob if I could ramble all of their names off right now. ..

My Blog

What the hell happened to fall?

I want to dedicate an entire day to just doing random surveys and then, at the end of it all, I will assault each and every one of your eyeballs with revealing answers to ridiculous questions that som...
Posted by Samazon! on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 07:43:00 PST

A writer should write with his eyes and a painter paint with his ears.

I have become a more giving soul in the recent weeks and I'm loving myself for it. I am usually the person that looks to the ground and shuffles hurridly past the people asking for donations in the do...
Posted by Samazon! on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:07:00 PST

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

I'm about to write one of those blogs that I hate, but whatever. At this point in time, there are few things that I actually care to be concerned with. What is it about me that repells guys? I mean, s...
Posted by Samazon! on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 08:16:00 PST

You wanna score, por favor, c'mon make it hardcore

I really need to dig through my friends list and cut some people. I'm feeling a little Heidi Klum like and feel the need to say Auf Weidscien or however you spell it. Project Runway takes over your li...
Posted by Samazon! on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 11:08:00 PST

Screw responsiblity, man.

Several things became apparent to me this weekend that I was already pretty sure of, now it just makes me even angrier than before when I was just guessing. Now I feel like my theories have been prove...
Posted by Samazon! on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 06:25:00 PST

I am way cooler on the Internet.

I like having one person know exactly how I feel, no matter how big of an idiot I feel like because of it. Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe I just found my first downside to being a band aide (and a...
Posted by Samazon! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FINALLY!!!!!!!

Housing assignments finally came today...and it's official. Me, Denise, and Laura are rooming in Witherspoon Suite 120 with this girl named Evelyn (thank you for being there Facebook). It's going to b...
Posted by Samazon! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh Doctor! Doctor!

I feel like death. (read: flu? that's what I'm telling my professors) I'm definitely one of those people that blog because I want to know that people care. Is that bad? Comments make me insanely ha...
Posted by Samazon! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why bother?

I don't know why I even write on here. It's not like anyone reads them. And I don't really use it anyways. OH WELL. This concludes another pointless post.
Posted by Samazon! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SHIT! Nothing makes sense...so I'll just sing about it.

Say Anything is fucking with my ears...I can't hear anything but those goddamned (amazing) songs. Home sucks. Can I just get this doctor shit over with and get my highlights and go "home"? $100 ...
Posted by Samazon! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST