Uncle Joonyer - ProfilesArchive

About Me

an enigma even to myself. I'm almost always a good time, but am sometimes prone to "trippin".

My Interests

music, riddims, efx, motorbikes, pedal bikes, food, kitty kats, the funny, good sleep, travel, contract killing, back rubs.

I'd like to meet:

people that I haven't seen in while.

Music:

melodic bass-lines, snappy beats, distortion, frequency sweeps, pedal steel guitar, humble vocals......

Movies:

my favorites I can think of: Bedknob and Broomsticks, chittychittybangbang, Poltergiest, Top Gun, Red Dawn, Warriors, Wild at Heart, Quadraphenia, A Mighty Wind, Oakie Noodling, Brazil, American Movie, Pecker, and more.....

Television:

discovery channel, OPB, History Channel, Cartoon Network, CNN, Comedy Central, all music channels, english league soccer, and whatever my roommates are watching.

Books:

with pictures. Sometimes dirty ones....

Heroes:

DJ Premier, Prince Paul, RZA, Martin Hannett, Lee Perry, King Tubby, Scientist, Mick Harris, Jack Dangers, John Waters, David Lynch.....

My Blog

movin' on up.....

...from a pager to a mobile. I know, its hard to believe, but i have made the decision to get with the 21st century, and "get on a plan". Ive held out long enough. No more incomplete numeric pages and...
Posted by Uncle Joonyer on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 10:38:00 PST

new job, or not new joB. that is the question.

Tonight I am pondering the possibility of accepting a new job in my old profession, of "medical claims analyst". It is a skill, that for years, funded my hedonistic slackerdom, while at the same time ...
Posted by Uncle Joonyer on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:02:00 PST

bee+eye+55mph=pain

If you ever wondered how it feels to have a bee hit your eyeball while riding a motorbike at 55 mph and then get stuck under your glasses while it stings the triangle of skin on the outside edge of yo...
Posted by Uncle Joonyer on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:02:00 PST

An open letter......

...to the makers of Scott toilet paper. Dear sirs. I say without hesitation, that you are the makers of the finest toilet paper on the market today. I say this for a few differant reasons, which I wil...
Posted by Uncle Joonyer on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:26:00 PST

summer lovin

i cant believe it is almost summer again. seems like it just last year that it was summer. i want to make this one a good one. hopefully lots of motorbike rides and bbq's. let's make this dream come t...
Posted by Uncle Joonyer on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 11:25:00 PST

R.I.P. Z-dawg

I miss the dawg. Her abscence still seems like a novelty, as if she was just away for a weekend trip. Her bed is still on the porch, and the area where she ate and drank is still set up with her "dogg...
Posted by Uncle Joonyer on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 05:52:00 PST

you say it's your birthday....

it's my birthday too, yeah. it was yesterday, anyways. 32. and it feels great, people. this is gonna be my year...i can just feel it. no housefires/lawsuits/job out-sourcing/bad haircuts/stubbed toes ...
Posted by Uncle Joonyer on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 10:39:00 PST

mash up the place....

I guess this kind of goes without saying, but if you are feeling the urge to bring your arsenal to the after-party, take a step back and think again. And at least rethink your possible targets. I admi...
Posted by Uncle Joonyer on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:54:00 PST

the only joke I can remember.....

..What's the hardest part about roller-blading? Telling your parents that you are gay....and the hardest part about figure skating? Trying to convince them that you are not. Sorry to all the roller-bl...
Posted by Uncle Joonyer on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:42:00 PST

digital concusion

Tonight, baby took a tumble, and put her alien engineering to the test. That's right, IBOOK was posted on a stack of vibrating speakers, and couldn't handle the pressure. She backed her ass right over...
Posted by Uncle Joonyer on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 11:06:00 PST