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Elisa

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The Chamber, The Broker, Bergdorf Blondes, Confessions of Shopaholic, Harry Potter,The Devil wears Prada, The Da Vinci Code,...

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Husbands for Sale

HUSBANDS FOR SALE ! A store that sells husbands has just opened in Kathmandu Mall, where a woman may go to choose a husband.  Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of ho...
Posted by Elisa on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:00:00 PST

Invest in a woman

Invest in a woman It's a great fortune to invest your time in a woman, especially a good woman. If you are an experienced man, you would certainly agree with me. Women are peculiar species. If yo...
Posted by Elisa on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:54:00 PST

Car Accident

As my six year old daughter and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I point...
Posted by Elisa on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 05:28:00 PST

Personality Test

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56% Stability |||||||||||||| 53% Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 70% Accommodation |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence ||...
Posted by Elisa on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:07:00 PST

Play With Words

Play with wordsDORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ PRESBYTERIAN:When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ASTRONOMER:When you rearrange ...
Posted by Elisa on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 07:39:00 PST

Put The Glass Down Today

Put The Glass Down Today..> ...
Posted by Elisa on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:18:00 PST

Men Are Just Happier People

Men Are Just Happier PeopleWhat do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You...
Posted by Elisa on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:17:00 PST

Chinese Name

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone ) Operator : Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: You are talking to someon...
Posted by Elisa on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 01:55:00 PST

Seven Deadly Sins

You scored as Pride, Pride56% Sloth50% Lust25% Greed13% Gluttony13% Envy0% Wrath0% Seven deadly sins...
Posted by Elisa on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:02:00 PST

What's Your Social Class?

You scored as Popular, Congradulations you scored as popular.  You are only one class away from being the best... BUT YOUR STILL FRIGGIN AWESOME!Prep70% Popular70% Geek25% Scurvy15% Middle Class5...
Posted by Elisa on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:44:00 PST