ass |
Warning: graphic content People often ask me, usually over a bowl of chili or French onion soup, "Mike, how is it having Crohn's disease?" "Well," I tell them. "It's no picnic." And, literally, it'...
Posted by Keeper on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:48:00 PST |
"a little too raph..." |
This is about the Ninja Turtles. They don't belong to me anymore. They've managed to survive and I guess kids are watching them again? Still? All these years later? They have a Saturday morning cartoo...
Posted by Keeper on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:13:00 PST |
300 |
300
Starring Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, Vincent Regan, David Wenham, Dominic West, Michael Fassbender, Mercedes Leggett, Rodrigo Santoro, Tom Wisdom, Andrew Pleavin, Andrew Ti...
Posted by Keeper on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:49:00 PST |
telecast |
Oscars liveblog! I don't have TV. I will be not suppressed nor hampered.
3:43 PST
E! News Daily hosts Ryan Seacrest and Giuliani DePani, with a dignity and grace in no way diminished by...
Posted by Keeper on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:34:00 PST |
on ms. pacman |
it occurred to me, in the strip club--where alcohol is served, and so the nipples are pasty'ed over--that: why is she "ms." pacman? is she pacman's sister (which we know, or at least hope, is imp...
Posted by Keeper on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:06:00 PST |
home alone |
Tis' the night before Christmas& and stuff. Yay! This is my second year holiday'ing it in Los Angeles. Why didn't I go home? Because going home would've involved sitting, on an airplane, b...
Posted by Keeper on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:37:00 PST |
christmas message to all you all tiny tim motherfuckers |
jingle fucking bells, motherfuckers! tis' the you know what. oh yeah. tis' motherfucking the season, motherfuckers! christmas is upon us, bitches!! time to tinsel the fuck out of that motherfucking tr...
Posted by Keeper on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:42:00 PST |
gg |
I don't wholeheartedly like a lot of things. Actually, as I get older I like most things less and less, which does not bode well for a restful future. I don't like all the whooping and boasting f...
Posted by Keeper on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:50:00 PST |
Nutcracker Sweet |
Oh man, so you guys know how much I love seeing people tied to chairs, grimy, sweaty, preferably in tank tops, so distraught their neck cords stand out like a flamenco dancer in th...
Posted by Keeper on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:31:00 PST |
stella |
i'm too punged to write a thing, but buy the stella season one dvd that came out, like, tuesday. there won't be a season two. honestly, the only direction sketch and sitcom comedy can go. will be...
Posted by Keeper on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:28:00 PST |
