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jerk du jour

back off, man. i'm a scientist.

About Me

shipwrecked on the coast of your shoulders

My Interests

coffee, vices, heart palpitations, myspace as a serious matter, gypsy children, dick jokes

I'd like to meet:

a bunch of lonely and very quarrelsome heroes, laurence harvey in 1960, a chiropractor, eli roth

Music:

foghat: live

Movies:

what about bob?, butterfield 8, ginger & fred, don't tell mom the baby sitter's dead, cabin fever, punch drunk love, welcome to the dollhouse

Books:

celebrity living

Heroes:

edith massey, christine mcvie

My Blog

go hold hands and feel beauty

there's something about tonight that's more than chilly, nearly ghostly, void of summer's sticky residue.  i feel fresh and cool, fantastically content to be alone with a quiet breeze and a glass...
Posted by jerk du jour on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 06:19:00 PST

wednesday is a good day to kill yourself

but, i ignored that.  the letting go of youth, and the last four years, and the makings of an adult can just be so stressful... and the growth, humility, weight, and gain... and the more there i...
Posted by jerk du jour on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:50:00 PST

a bullet

dear lord, i am never going to walmart ever again.  i had to stand in line at the customer service desk for 35 minutes just to make my car payment.  i don't understand why anyone would think...
Posted by jerk du jour on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:21:00 PST

there's nothing to do sundays

a twist of many tongues, and no romance 
Posted by jerk du jour on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST

and my mother is on myspace...

"you are funny, got to luv ya. I think I will keep you around. I luv ya mom "
Posted by jerk du jour on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:37:00 PST

don't eat anything bigger than your head

smoking pot with my brother has turned out to be quite a bonding experience.  we were thick as thieves when we were little, but puberty definitely puts a strain on relationships centered around t...
Posted by jerk du jour on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:31:00 PST

fun times at work

p.s. please do not come into my place of employment, where i've worked for nearly a year, and whisper and shh shh about me, as if i was there unexpectedly.  it's annoying, immature, a tad bit hur...
Posted by jerk du jour on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 02:13:00 PST

julienne

Je lance de l'aux pierres de dynamite dans le feu a rempli des lacs et tient mon nez du brûler. Ce n'est pas un manque de crainte, mais un manque de la compréhension d'une douleur plus forte que ceci.
Posted by jerk du jour on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:37:00 PST

some things...

need to be done only when you're high.  reading this copy of the dharma bums is definitely one of them.    p.s. i will never date a zen buddhist. p.s.s. i understand the logic of nothi...
Posted by jerk du jour on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 08:42:00 PST

damn my haphazard heart

for getting attatched at the hip with someone with no hips.  i wanted to throw that apple bowl right out the window, but it wasn't even your bowl.      i am angry at mirrors. ...
Posted by jerk du jour on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:42:00 PST