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Stellar Fellar by Richard Stellar - The reviews are in:
"How old are you kid? 12? 13? Keep tryin' Yanni" -Hersh
"Horrible" -Oneldef
"Do these songs have any words? If so can I get past the gay intros before I get to them?" -Beetledouche
"Good job Jewboy" -Salafabrigades

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The alarm clock rang but America woke up too late. We overslept while the world circled their wagons. Bush a pygmy to the whore Cheney.
PIG-ME and the WHORE
"big bottled fraulein, put your weight on me", said the
Pig-me to the Whore,
Desperate for more in his assault upon the mountain.
Little man, his youth a fountain.
Overdrafted and still counting.
Vernacular, verbose; an attempt at getting close to
Where he came from.
In the doorway of the stars, between Blandford Street
and Mars;
Proposition, deal. flying button feel. testicle testing.
Wallet ever-bulging. dressed to the left, divulging
the wrinkles of his years.
Wedding-bell induced fears.
Shedding bell-end tears in the pocket of her resistance.
International assistance flowing generous and full
To his never-ready tool.
Pulls his eyes over her wool.
And he shudders as he comes.
And my rudder slowly turns me into the Marylebone Road.