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About Me

The prophet stands a quarter century into his journey and finds himself without a past. A consciousness spontaneously generated moment to moment whose triumphs are lost in a self induced and unending amnesia, leaving only the all too vivid recollections of caustic chastisements and gut wrenching emotional missteps. Twenty-five years and still far enough from happiness that it can't be seen. Has the journey rendered anything or simply reinvented the wanderer?

Maybe THIS is Irony
Four days after Bill Hicks died of pancreatic cancer Carrot Top won the American Comedy Award.

My Interests

Revolution; Law; Writing; Art; Making music; Recording; Programming; Plot-heavy Anime; Van-wise transience; Pursuing the point to this pain; Saving humanity from an angry god; SMOKING.

I'd like to meet:

Andy; Myself.

Music:

Ani Difranco; Cake; The Beta Band; Tom Jobim; The Doors; The Pillows...

Barbara Streisand; Captain Stridum; John Prine; Bjork; Clutch; Hole; Arlo Guthrie; Soul Coughing; They Might Be Giants; Billy Joel; Tom Waits.

Movies:

Leon; Network; Cool Hand Luke; All things Jim Stewart || John Wayne.

Television:

[Adult Swim]

Books:

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance; The Principia Discordia; The Celestine Prophecy; 'I'm Not Really Here' by Tim Allen; 'We' by Yevgeny Zamyatin; 'The Alchemist' by Paolo Coelho.

Reading is stupid. TV is twice as fast.

Heroes:

Dead and/or fictional.
e.g.

My Blog

Rrrreally Big Show Tonight

Bulletins are down. (Ahh, the incompetence of the myspace staff.) Let's all be happy tonight. The Dead Letters will be performing with Brandon Frye look-alike and stand-in, Ian James Purplewizzle Pizz...
Posted by roy on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:30:00 PST

Unchanging

I feel stagnant. Work has been really slow lately. Most work days are spent poking around the internet for an hour followed by doing what little actually needs to be done; Then inventing some pittance...
Posted by roy on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST

Choices, Choices

Paloma said: i've just had a three hours discussion about art and passion with my sister and after so much time we ended talking about concience and simplicity on behaviors and people that spend thei...
Posted by roy on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:48:00 PST

To Kyle; and Whom it may Concern

All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. No. Stop smiling. Think about the music we make. What is sound? It's simply the environment around us vibrating at different wavelengths. It ...
Posted by roy on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:35:00 PST

I Stink.

A few weeks ago I noticed my breath starting to turn foul. In the back of my throat, upon intermittent breaths, I could taste that deep, sausage-like aftertaste most likened to the backwash of a parti...
Posted by roy on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:10:00 PST

Double-Dog!

Dearest members of the band "Shinedown," I dare you to write a song that isn't total cheese-dick, Bobby Brady, Partridge Family, two-chord, derivitive, pre-built, 'Clear Channel' schloc...
Posted by roy on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:46:00 PST

Anime Days

On the way to the Kraftbrau show I snuck a CD I'd not listened to in oh-so-long into the player. It was a compilation burn I made years ago of various, somewhat eclectic songs; each something I origin...
Posted by roy on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:38:00 PST

MYSPACE

Myspace just ate another beautiful post of mine. Finally something upbeat (at least mostly) was going to grace the pages of my account. But this PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT SITE ate it - and I sit here...
Posted by roy on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:22:00 PST

I'm Coming for You, God - You Son of a Bitch.

I just awoke from a dream wherein my now-dead grandfather was alive. In the dream, it was as though he'd simply been trapped in a haze; a clouding of the mind that had rendered him bed-stricken and si...
Posted by roy on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:11:00 PST

Hilarity - But Only to Me

Does anyone else find it gut-busting hilarious that myspace puts a great big "REMOVE THIS FRIEND" button at the bottom of the Bulletin posts. Seriously; it's one of only two buttons at ...
Posted by roy on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:28:00 PST