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Coax (Koh-axe)

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About Me

My autobiography will be out soon. It's fascinating. Okay, that's a lie. Not only is it not fascinating, but I don't have an autobiography either.I'm a Floridian METALHEAD that has managed to make it all the way to the west coast. I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum. Guess the movie I stole that from and I'll come over to your house and I'll keep you company with a great juggling act and a rousing game of Yahtzee.I'm also the axeman behind FRATRICIDE. The ultimate in combat black metal. Go to http://www.myspace.com/fratricidemetal or just look up "Fratricide" in my friends list. Evil soldiers from Hell need love too no matter how evil they say they are. By the way, if an older comment of yours is missing, it's because I wanted to get my page back to a regular size and not have to scroll all over the place. Also, if you want to add me as a friend, send a personal message then an add. I get so much spam that I hit "deny" consistently and without a second thought. That's life in the sinkhole that is MySpace.

My Interests

I have many interests but may be classified as "geeky". I like heavy metal music, play computer games, write screenplays, make movies, watch obscure films for the heck of it, drink beer with friends on the weekends, and read constantly. I like doing outside activities too, but living in Southern California as a man with an English/Irish background, it's not wise to stay out in the sun for a long time.

I'd like to meet:

Are we talking celebrity wise here? Like sort of a stalking list? Well I refuse to give my list out here dagnabit!!If we're talking about us "regular" folks, then just nice people who can hold their own in a conversation, somewhat intelligent, and have the ability to laugh at the most low-brow toilet humor to the highest of the obscure. Yes, I am single and I'm not a serial killer ladies so that's two pluses in my favor. I also bathe regularly, brush my teeth, and at times have been known to style my hair (as opposed to just plopping a hat on my noggin).
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Music:

I'm a metalhead. I like everything from Glam and Classic to Black, Death, Doom, and Power. Favorite bands at the moment are: Inquisition, Immortal, Tad Morose, Lost Horizon, Fifth Angel, Dokken, old Grave, Frightmare, Anorexia Nervosa...If you like it, listen to it I guess. Just don't play Jay-Z around me and expect a positive reaction.

Movies:

I'm a big fan of movies. My faves are Swingers, Made, American Beauty, Hitchcock's North by Northwest, Rear Window, and Vertigo, Chaplin's Modern Times and City Lights, Billy Wilder's The Apartment and Sabrina, Star Wars trilogy, Indiana Jones trilogy, The Matrix (1st one only), Night of the Living Dead (original and remake), Dawn of the Dead (original and remake), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original and remake), Mario Bava's Black Sabbath, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Two Mules for Sister Sarah, Pale Rider, High Plains Drifter, The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, Unforgiven (see a pattern here??), the Mad Max trilogy, The Others, Gladiator, Blade Runner....Okay, I'll stop here. As you can see I love a lot of movies. I'm a sick man, very sick.

Television:

My favorite programs on television right now are: Lost, South Park, The Office, The Simpsons, The Family Guy, Late Night with David Letterman, and whatever TiVo can snag for me out of the telecommunications web. Ooooh, and I love Shark Week.

Books:

I'm a big fan of historical fiction and political books. Right now I'm trying to get through American Front by Harry Turtledove, People's History of America by Howard Zinn, and The Conquering Sword of Conan collection by Robert E. Howard.

Heroes:

Hmmmm, heroes, let me think...David Letterman Mitch Hedberg (RIP) Trey Parker & Matt Stone Bruce Dickinson Chris Elliot Ronnie James Dio Dimebag Darrell (RIP) Michael Nelson Alfred HitchcockI don't know about heroes, but these are people who I admire because of their creativity and talent.

My Blog

Official Blog has moved!

That's right. As you all know, MySpace is the most flaky, unpredictable website that is out there. Error after error and timed out page loads are fricking annoying and frankly, piss me off!So to make ...
Posted by Coax (Koh-axe) on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:48:00 PST

Old Review - The last...I PROMISE!!

I knew that hookers, drugs, and sex would draw you all in. Suckers.After digging through some more of my archives, I uncovered an illiterate gem I wrote for a now defunct web/fanzine. I figured this w...
Posted by Coax (Koh-axe) on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:33:00 PST

Old Reviews

A while back I used to go to metal shows here in SoCal like 2-3 times a week not including the weekend. How can you sit at home when there are so many great bands wandering this hopelessly plastisized...
Posted by Coax (Koh-axe) on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:39:00 PST

Things that annoy me....

Okay, what annoys me... Sometimes, when I ask a person what kind of music they like, the most basic answer is given: "Oh, I like everything."  BS!!  Everyone listens to one main specific gen...
Posted by Coax (Koh-axe) on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 07:19:00 PST

Oookay

Okay, I think I'm caught up with homework. Now I have to get my film budget on schedule and plan out my shooting schedule so I can get the SAG actors I need. Damnable paperwork. For a short film, t...
Posted by Coax (Koh-axe) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HOMEWORK BLOWS!!!

Holy shit!! I will never procrastinate with this stuff again!! I have to turn in a test Monday that consists of about 20 essay questions. That on top of other homework obligations which I've lagged...
Posted by Coax (Koh-axe) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I welcome myself!

It's about time you got on here. I know dude. Well get your thumb out of your butt and post something insightful. Okay. Well?? Hold on, my brain is constipated.
Posted by Coax (Koh-axe) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST