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James

Get crazy with the cheeze whiz

About Me

Well, what can I say? The following words have been used to describe me at some point in my life: unique, funny, genuine, honest, arsehole, blunt, sarcastic, black and white, emotional, rude, kind, cute, sexy, retarded, loyal, opinionated, strong, stubborn, selfish, generous, intelligent, anal, hentai, pedantic, easy going, perverse, crude, solid. Quite an eclectic range of vocabulary. Take your pick. Someone or another has said each and every one of those words. Guess its your call.
"The only unnatural sexual behaviour is none at all." (Sigmund Freud)

My Interests

Number one is definitely working out. I LOVE music, and snowboarding. I love going to the beach, kicking back and hanging with my friends, reading, watching movies, and my car. I love travelling. I've been to New Zealand, Singapore, South Korea, China, Japan, Hong Kong, England, Sweden, Denmark, South Africa, Egypt, North America (New York, L.A., Las Vegas) including Hawaii, and Mexico.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet people who are solid citizens. People who know good music. People who know stuff, about stuff. People who can talk about banal seinfeldian stuff. People who dont get offended easily. People who dont mind talking openly about anything and everything. People who dont have tickets on themselves. People who are genuine. People who have similar interests to me. People who can challenge me, and tell me when im being a tit. People who take care of themselves. People who can laugh at themselves.
MORE IMPORTANTLY - PEOPLE I DONT WANT TO MEET:
People who smoke like a chimney (I can't stand smoking, you're retards). People who are 'politically correct' I HATE that shit. Go FUCK OFF right now. People who hate swearing. People who can't/won't/don't think. People who are insincere, shallow or two faced. People who get offended easily (i.e. PRUDES!) "The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform." (Alfred Kinsey)

Music:

I LOVE MUSIC.Here's a run down of the most played music of late.Beastie Boys Arctic Monkeys Kasabian Dr Dre Eminem A Tribe Called Quest Public Enemy Snoop Dogg Pink Floyd The Beatles Led Zeppelin Jimi Hendrix The Beach Boys (Pet sounds) The Kinks The Red Hot CHili Peppers Beck The Beta Band early NIN KMFDM Queens of the Stoneage Primus (and associated side projects) The Libertines Kyuss Tool Rage against the Machine Radiohead The Hives Blur Soundgarden Days of the New The Tea Party Supergrass The Pixies Air The Prodigy The Chemical Brothers Tool (not the recent stuff) Franz Ferdinand Mike Patton Aphex Twin The Crystal Method The Propellerheads DJ Shadow Lyrics BornThe list goes on and on and on.If it sounds like 70s porn music, I'm way into that.Just dont be talking pop to me.

Movies:

So many, definitely in my top list would be The Big Lewbowski, Clerks, The Man with Two Brains, Ghostbusters, High Fidelity, Zoolander, Evil Dead 3, Happy Gilmore, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Shining, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Pulp Fiction, it goes on and on... I love movies.

Television:

That 70s Show, MASH, Seinfeld, 24, The Shield, LOST, The Simpsons, South Park, The Family Guy, The Fresh Prince of Belair, Red Dwarf, Buffy, Angel, Blackadder....

Books:

I love far-fetched fiction. If you know Robert Rankin, I'd be suprised. Other notables are The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Catcher in the Rye, A Tale of Two Cities, Great Expectations, David Copperfield, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Moby Dick, Crime and Punishment, Animal Farm, 1984, The Time Machine, War of the Worlds, Catch 22, Farenheit 451, Lord of the Flies, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World, Kafka on the Shore, The Wind-up Bird Chronicle, The Black Dahlia, The Great Gatsby, Short stories by Bukowski. So many books to read, and so little time!

Heroes:

No heroes, just people I respect. I truck with the following; Chuck Berry has to get some hand for making rock and roll. The Beatles, because they be the BEATLES!! I dig Trey Parker and Matt Stone for pushing America's ridiculous censorship laws. Eminem too (even though his last disc sucked balls). I'm all over free speech, so these guys pushed for their rights. Need more people like them out there. I wont be told what I can say, and when or where I can say it. If you don't like it, change the fucking channel, don't see that movie or talk to me.Of course, most respect goes to my crew. Good people. No bullshit.

My Blog

Bands I've seen Live

I've seen a lot of bands so thought I'd list those I remember.  Since being in Japan, I've missed the chance to see so many good bands.In no particular order, those I remember at the mo...
Posted by James on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you are japanese when..

You know you're Japanese when: you carry an album of about 10000 sticker pictures of you and your friends making stupid faces you own at the very least some disney merchendise everything in the worl...
Posted by James on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tunes

I listen to music everywhere i go. In my apartment, first thing i do in the morning is put on some tunes. ride the train plugged in. first thing home, i press play. I love music. Life should have a so...
Posted by James on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST