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About Me

I like to keep it simple so I'm in Army ROTC, and hopefully when im done with school i'll be a 2nd Lt. in the Army doin either MP or armor. I got a pretty badass big bro who's an MP statined at Ft. Belvoir and a little brother in the National Guard. Im also married to the most beautiful woman in the world and pretty soon im gonna be a daddy too! ..

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My Interests

Running, lifting weights, hitting women, riding my motorcycle, and playing with christina's big ol' belly.

I'd like to meet:

Paris Hilton, Nicky Hayden, Suzanne Sommers and anyone else who knows more about clitoral stimulation than me.

Music:

Paris Hilton, Gwen Stefani, Audioslave, Tim McGraw, and the School house Rock

Movies:

300, Apocalypto, We Were Soldiers

Television:

I dont have cable.

Books:

I dont care too much for that book learnin' and such. It's all crazy devil jibberish.

Heroes:

MY BIG NIG JAVI-AIR-TIME, my mammy for teaching me how to be a hateful bigot, and anyone with a combat patch.