Yvette

I'm still on the hunt for the perfect black mascara, more passport stamps, and shiny new movie star glasses.

Throwing myself on the mercy of the court, I'm a major dweeb. I just finished my masters degree in forensic science out in Cambridge, UK. Simply, I learned how to hide the bodies.

(That was only semi-sarcastic)

I'm currently teaching chemistry at Emmanuel College in Boston. I'm an adjunct professor for now, but we're setting up a forensic science concentration in which *fingers crossed* I'll be playing a major role in setup and teaching. I'll probably stay at Emmanuel for a few years before pursuing either med school or a PhD in toxicology. My ultimate career goal is to be an oncologist, but I'll see what life throws at me. I'm enjoying being a professor, maybe it will stick.

Random stuff...

- Because hobbies are for pussies, my addictions include the Boston Red Sox, standup comedy writing, running, crocheting, knitting, medical journals, strappy shoes, short skirts, sunshine, diet coke, and penguins.

- I'm a musical theater junkie. Remember, I warned you that I'm a dweeb.

- The background picture on here was from my last trip to Paris, and the picture above this mini-bio is from the top of the Eiffel Tower at sunset. C'est belle.

- I have a bad left shoulder that's been through 2 operations and many many months of physical therapy to no help. I'm House minus the cane and the fake American accent.

- I don't believe in regrets.

- For all of my "honorary guy" traits, nothing can kill my love of strappy shoes (except maybe the blisters they cause).

- I'm conversational in French and Spanish, and I tend to flip into French at random.

- I play the guitar and piano (albeit nothing to write home about on either, but I love music).

- Adam Pascal's music is a necessity in my life

- Nothing beats fake Prada... at least not on my budget.

- I have a Red Sox tattoo, a tongue ring, and a nose ring... but to the naked eye I look at least somewhat respectable.

- I respect people more who are honest about having a well supported and controversial opinion than people who refuse to share their opinions for fear of making people angry. Controversy is more honest. - I have a minor obsession with the musical Rent... as is evident by the fact that I have a pair of cats named Roger and Mimi. (I also have a dog named Rascal which warrants saying somewhere in here... this'll do.)

-I'm obsessed with politics and I'm done apologizing for it. I'm very liberal, and I love American politics if for nothing else than the three ring circus of entertainment they provide.

- I love my life.

Want to know? Ask;)