Rowdy Rau

I was once out strolling one very hot summers day, when I thought I'd lay myself down to rest, in a big field of tall grass. I lay there in the sun, and felt it carressing my face. As I fell asleep and dreamed. I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie and that I was the star of the movie. This really blew my mind, the fact that me, a noble fair long haired leaping gnome, should be that star of a Hollywood movie. HMMM. But there I was. MMM. I was taken to a place. The hall of the mountain king. I stood high upon the mountain top. Naked to the world. In front of every kind of girl. There was long ones, tall ones, short ones, brown ones. Black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones. Out of the middle, came a lady. She whispered in my ear, something crazy... she said...Spill The Wine, dig that girl like five times. I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back, as she disappeared, but soon she returned. In her hand was a bottle of wine. In the other a glass. She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass, and raised it to her lips, and just before she drank it she said.... Spill The Wine dig that girl! Like five times again.