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About Me

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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My Interests

Family, weights, running when the weather's nice, basketball, snowboarding, poker, movies, and making fun of people.

Music:

DMB (the old stuff), old school R&B like Lionel, Al Green, etc., Fall Out Boy, Bad Religion, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Jay-Z, NERD, Beck, Led Zeppelin, Journey, Chili Peppers, Jason Mraz, Jack Johnson, Grateful Dead, Coldplay, Sublime, 311..... Basically anything except country. I still don't understand why so many people like that crap.

Movies:

Here... chew on these: Dumb & Dumber, Tommy Boy, Caddeyshack, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Fletch, Dazed & Confused, The Big Lebowski, Chasing Amy, 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School, Revenge of the Nerds I & II, What about Bob, Happy Gilmore, Forrest Gump, Almost Famous, Heat, Rain Man, Philadelphia, Gladiator, Good Will Hunting, Pulp Fiction, Predator, Snatch, Layer Cake, Saving Private Ryan, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, American History X, Aliens, and Jaws..... to name a few.

Television:

Instead of saying what I like on TV, I'm going with shows I wouldn't watch with a gun to my head. For example: 24 (that's right, I said 24), Next, Date my Mom, Dancing or skating or anything else with the Stars, 7th Heaven, X Files, any form of Star Trek, Dragon Ball Z (you know who you are!), LOST, The Bachelor or Bachelorette, Law & Order, and Hockey.

Books:

I've really never read for entertainment until recently so the list is fairly short, but Deception Point, Tuesdays with Morrie, The Da Vinci Code, and Ghost Soldiers are good ones.

Heroes:

George W. Bush.... I'd like to meet the man who fooled 300 million people. Cleo ain't got nothin' on Dubbya!

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INDIA: THIS MIGHT GET DEEP........

As most of you know (and I'm sure are tired of hearing about), I recently had the opportunity to visit Bangalore, India. The trip was work-related, yes, but I went without a lot of sleep ...
Posted by The Jodes on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 12:41:00 PST