Movies, paintball, television, Mountain Dew, Big Red Soda, White Castle Burgers, Comic books, Ratchet & Clank, the Grand Theft Auto series, campaign & strategy games, 80's pop culture, 90's pop culture, brunettes, creating trends, being awesome, wasting time with my friends, making stupid music videos on my phone, arranging prank calls to the Love Doctors, comedy, bar hopping on the weekends, acting stupid at stoplights (nothing like switching from Ozzy Osbourne to the Smurfs theme song on my I-pod to get amazed stares), having fun, saying the word "oscillate", embarrassing myself, creating fictitious worlds, scale models, text messaging, waking up the cats, making fun of dogs, flipping the bird, having fun, parties, holidays, snow, cold weather, Europe, Japan, Australia and TIVO!
I'm willing to meet anybody. However, if you try to cram your beliefs down my throat, I will ignore you. If you want me to "see your webcam", I will ignore you. If you are pompous, I will destroy you. If you are disease, I will disinfect my planet of you. If you are stupid, I will not shave. That's about it.
Type O Negative, Weird Al Yankovic, Rob Zombie, Savatage, Drowning Pool, Garth Brooks, Lacuna Coil, Ozzy Osbourne, Journey, B-52's, Soil, Pain, Hypocrisy, KMFDM, Linkin Park, Metallica, Nickelback, ah, screw it. I like whatever the hell I like. It varies. I mainly stick to the heavy stuff. If I could name everything I liked, I'd shoot myself. I don't even know who sings some of the stuff I like. I just don't care, I'm not that obsessed with music. Actually, I really want nothing to do with people that view it as "the greatest thing". Then you have those assholes that bitch about any performers that sign a contract and sell more than 18 copies. Ugh. Get a damn life and don't belittle anyone who likes something you can't stand. You are some of the most elitist jack-offs on the planet. Funny, I wanted to refrain from using vulgarity on this page, but this subject just brings it out. Oh well. Hope I offended everyone who actually reads this section first! Go to hell!
The Crow, Falling Down, Transformers: The Movie (1986), Dave, The Boondock Saints, There's Something About Mary, American Pie, American Pie 2, Scream, The Matrix, Saving Private Ryan, Office Space (Yeah, I'm like the ONLY person who went and saw it in the theater), Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick, 300, Very Bad Things, Hollywood Homicide, Anger Management, the X-Mens, the Spider-Mans, Superman Returns, Batman Begins, Euro-Trip, Spaceballs, Brewster's Millions, Mystery Men, Get Shorty, Be Cool, Titan A.E., Run Ronnie Run, Short Circuit, Police Academy 1 - 3, Fifth Element, Sin City, Austin Powers trilogy, Chronicles of Narnia, Troy, Gladiator, Ghostbusters, Serenity, Aliens, Predator, Scary Movie 1 & 2, Jason X, Freddy vs Jason, Any Given Sunday, Derailed. I gotta go to bed soon, so I'll stop here for now. Basically, I'll see anything that is comic book related, action/adventure, horror, science fiction, fantasy, thriller, mature comedy or "epic". If you don't support the crap, they may give up on the genre and a great one will never be made. I will never see a drama, romantic comedy or kid movie on my own, but I have no problem being dragged to one in order to hang out with my friends 9yeah, you guys still owe me BIG for One Hour Photo, the Constant Gardener and Epic Movie!) For the record, I'm not a big fan of Will Farrel, I absolutely hated Napolean Dynamite & the Blair Witch Project! I love movies. Last time I took the time to check, I had been to the theater over 700 times since I realized my love for movies back in '97. That was last year. I'll post a blog next time I tally it up.
Sundays: TIVO (because daytime tv on Sundays SUCKS!), Family Guy, Simpsons, Battlestar Galactica, The Sopranos. Mondays: WWE Monday Night Raw, Heroes Tuesdays: Boston Legal Wednesdays: Lost, Southpark Thursdays: If I'm home, Scrubs, 30 Rock, TIVO Fridays: If I'm home, Psych. Saturdays: TIVOWhen they finally make cable available on a per channel basis, I'm just going to have ABC, CW, CBS, FOX, NBC, PBS, CNN, HBO, TMC, Starz, Encore, Showtime, Cartoon Network, VH1, Fuse, G4, Sci-Fi, History, Discovery, A&E Biography, FX, USA, FOOD (mmm...recipes...), E!, Comedy Central, TBS (because sometimes, you just wanna see the skipper whack gilligan on the head), TNT, TVLAND (Fresh Prince!) and Spike. Why the hell am I paying for the Golf channel? UGH! I mainly TIVO Science Fiction shows, Super-Hero cartoons, Adult Swim, Modern Marvels, Mail Call. Of course, I don't use the TIVO too much anymore because Aunt Thom has it overloaded with documentaries about ancient desert cultures & sex. Jack ass.
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