ChristopherJordan

Well if you dont know me i have a lot to tell you. I laugh at just about anything when im in one of my moods, but once im there it just doesnt stop. When i was two years old i fell off of my mother rocking chair and busted my head open on the coffee table, did i say it was my second birthday and my mom was in the kitchen preparing my birthday cake, well she was. When i hit the table instead of crying like a normal child i screamed my moms first name, "JUNE, JUNE, JUNE". Going backwards when i was first born i was in the hospital for 3 days and never opened my eyes once until we were leaving and i only opened one eye just for a split second to take a peak. And when i was 5 years old at our new house my mom said i could go outside and play on my first day in the place but i could not leave the yard, i was upset because i wanted to make friends and when my mom came out to tell me to come in for dinner there were 13 kids in the yard playing with me. Last but not least i have wanted a sister my whole entire life and when i was 4 years old and my brother was born i cried when i discovered that he was not a girl. Oh and also my grandmother took my brother and me to the grocery store when i was 5 and i walked around asking people if they wanted to buy my brother for a dollar.