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Maximillian

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About Me

My name is Max - formally Maximillian of Waddles. I was recently named Williams Properties LLC Employee of the Month. I think I have the position fairly locked up. I have my own driver who chaffeurs me about in the Max Mobile. I like to sleep until at least noon and to be fed well - yep, I weigh 85 pounds and wear it well. I like to attack big rocks and try to eat them, though my mom and dad usually stop me. Obviously they are protecting the rock against my mighty jaw! I haven't met a towel I haven't shredded to bits! I am told I am a high maintenance beast but I think the photos say it all - quite the looker, huh? I make some awfully funny noises too! When my busy corporate schedule slows I will be starting my advertising career. I love all my bulldog pals and enjoy conversing with them. We can relate about bulldog things. Bulldogging makes for long and tiring days!


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My Interests

Sleeping, Snoring, Founder of The Maxican Hatdance Society, Eating Towels and Rocks, Being a Bulldog Superstar, Food Any and All of It, Being Social and Making My Peeps Happy Yo

I'd like to meet:

A successful cattle rancher with an overpopulation problem.

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Music:

My Name is Max, Snoop Doggy Dog, Nine Inch Legs, Max is Buggin, Max Floyd, The Maxlvins

Movies:

Maximum Overdrive, Mad Max Beyond the Thunderdome, The Wizard of Max, The World According to Max, Driving Mister Max, House of Max, Max of Arabia, Max in Wonderland

Television:

The Flavor of Max, Project Max, Max Idol, The Greatest American Max, Meaty's Show

Books:

I am a dog - I can't read, duh!

Heroes:

Chaundra Williams who is the greatest real estate broker in the world (no relation of course), My Mommy and Daddy who feed me everything, Malcom Maxx - a hero to all, My Auntie Tammi who feeds me Easy Cheese, My Auntie Liz who has the biggest heart ever, My Auntie Christine who lets me sleep in her bed, My Uncle Rich who makes me go crazy, Rankos Pharmacy, Snoopy