Valerie aka The Blonde Bombshell

About Me

I am a super honest person who loves to laugh and be silly. Im extremely sarcastic (something i picked up from my sis) and I cant stand people who act like there shit dont stink (mine stinks like roses lol). I love Bettie Page, drinkin w/ my friends, my Pickle, spankings with a hair brush, HB, late night Denny's runs, coffee w/ Jess, my Focus, being nibbled on, sleeping in, cuddling with Dave, my dog Peaches and days off from work. I am so tired of bullshitters, cheaters, drama whores, dishonest people, and liers(dont spit on my cupcake and tell me its frosting)
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My Interests

Art, photography, painting, music, reading, cooking, baking (Betty Crocker ain't got nothing on me),and spankings.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a sense of humor!!! Please do not send me a friend request without a message, I WILL DENY YOU!!! Im not gonna add a bunch of random ass people im never gonna talk to and are just wasting space.
You Are a Rainbow
Breathtaking and rare
You are totally enchanting and intriguing
But you usually don't stick around long!

You are best known for: your beauty

Your dominant state: seducing What Type of Weather Are You?

Music:

I listen to EVERYTHING!!! My favorite band is No Doubt. I love Johnny Cash!!! Jazz, blues, old school country, rock, punk, old, new, whatever. I LOVE MUSIC!!!

Movies:

Favorite movie is Breakfest at Tiffanys. My other favorites are Shaun of the Dead, Stand by Me, Clockwork Orange, and any Marilyn Monroe movie. I have a pretty weird mix of favorites.

Television:

I grew up watching The Simpsons(I'll always love that show). The OC, House, Family Guy, and I have a weird love for Nanny 911(I watch it with my Pickle)

Books:

Oh God, hate to admit it but my favorite book is Where the Red Fern Grows by Wilson Rawls ( its like 5th grade reading level but it always makes me smile and cry)

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Heroes:

My Mom and Bettie Page(2 strong females)
You're Bettie Page!

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My Blog

10 things you dont know about women(this is for my boys)

1. We go to the bathroom together because we're doing coke. 2. We want to cuddle after sex because we're fucking freezing. 3. Makeup gets you high. 4. The "menstrual cramp" ia a m...
Posted by Valerie aka The Blonde Bombshell on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 05:48:00 PST

Quick I need to be another chick!!! this is 4 my girls!!!

Every gal needs a pseudonym handy- just in case. Whether you're stowing away on a cruise ship or have gotten a little too cozy with the bartender, leave them with an audacious alias and bogus phone nu...
Posted by Valerie aka The Blonde Bombshell on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 04:17:00 PST