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jordan(zig)

Never met a wise man, if so it's a woman.

About Me

hi. i'm jordan, jornad, jordanzig, jordan #1, whatthefuckever. i don't do much. i sleep half the day and vegetate the other half. i don't have a job. i don't drive. i don't go to school. i don't have many friends. i don't have a girlfriend. everyone i ever care about either moves away or dies. so if you're suicidal or wanting to get out of flint, hit me up. i listen to music a lot. i fuck around on the guitar at least once a day. i smoke cigarettes. i smoke pot. i drink beer. i'm not one for liquor but i'll do shots with the rest of them for a good enough reason. i like hallucinogenic drugs because, well, reality bites. i don't watch much tv. i absolutely love lounging and watching a movie. if you dare me to do something, i am more than likely going to do it. i like to make people happy. it's one of the few non-substance things that bring me joy. i am very much so addicted to caffeine. liquid energy 4lyf. and look out, cause i'm not good at getting a girlfriend, i'm just good at being the guy the girlfriend cheats on their boyfriend with. it's a shitty part of my life i have learned to deal with. i could keep on with this for a long, long time. but why the hell not just hit me up on aim. s/n = jordanzig.

My Interests

i am interested in not being interested.

I'd like to meet:

the remains of jesus. this way, i don't have to worry about hell. because if we find those bones, the whole thing's wrong.

Music:

i like it. do you like music?

Movies:

if they're violent, filled with sex or make me laugh.

Television:

i like cartoons. and house.

Books:

i don't read... so i'll just say books with noods.

Heroes:

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My Blog

intoxicate me

Wrap around the white pavement feels so inviting so lie back and gain bruises with me it's been a long time since I've seen you from above your still beautiful leave here we'll start something new in ...
Posted by jordan(zig) on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 03:38:00 PST

ooh-bop-shh-bop

You don't have to be a nerd, yo. Could you do the opera, could you do an Ergs show? I step off the stage and I'm totally alone. Maybe's why I'm always runnin' to the 'dro. I need a counterpart, n...
Posted by jordan(zig) on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:23:00 PST

give me my pussy you whore

She screamed more, loud, give me some more, yeah The terrible silence is leading to injuries and sores So what could you do? She screamed love is such a strong word I said what if we took a word...
Posted by jordan(zig) on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:18:00 PST

TMNT 4LYF

i just want michelangelo to be my friend. he's coolerthan the rest of the turtles. although leonardo is a pretty sweet fucking turtle too.ninja turtles are better than life. i recently sat down and wa...
Posted by jordan(zig) on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:57:00 PST

one day i will walk away

go ahead and play deadi know that you can hear thisgo ahead and play deadwhy can't you turn and face meyou fucking disappoint me.4 days and counting until mc chris. go me with a little taste of happy....
Posted by jordan(zig) on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:27:00 PST

run away terrified child

Cast the calming apple Up and over satellites To draw out the timid wild one To convince you it's alright And I listen for the whisper Of your sweet insanity while I formulate Denials of your affect o...
Posted by jordan(zig) on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST

don't fret precious.

i'm very slowly trying to get all the music i had back. i have the tiniest fraction of what i had. apc just finished. not sure what to go for next. no real reason for posting a blog. just bored.know w...
Posted by jordan(zig) on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:33:00 PST

one baby to another

One baby to another says -I'm lucky to have met you I don't care what you think Unless it is about me It is now my duty to completely drain you A travel through a tube And end up in your infection Che...
Posted by jordan(zig) on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:06:00 PST

gf app? yeah right, i need to get real.

BASICS:Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:OTHER:1. Where would we go on dates?2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists?3. Do you drink/smoke??4. Do...
Posted by jordan(zig) on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:20:00 PST

home on a saturday night

You call me on the phone, and you don't even want to talk. You're staring at me from across the room then turn your back when I walk up. We got inches away, and I never even got close. So leave your ...
Posted by jordan(zig) on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:47:00 PST