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Jimmy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am looking to abuse people in as many ways as I can. Feel free to send me mocks of friends, poems about stupid people and any harsh sarcasm. That, is what this page is for. Don't like it? Have you tried fucking yourself?

My Interests

Being a smartass, fisting rules and circumventing the general code of ethics.

I'd like to meet:

Dennis Leary, Matt Stone & Trey Parker, Lemmy, Ron Jeremy and anyone rich enough to fuck the queen of England.

Music:

As long as the song doesn't have a person going, "Ya!" or, "Uh, huh!" in it!

Movies:

Has anyone seen the most under-rated movie of the decade, The Big Lebowski!?!

Television:

Daily show and Colbert report remind us of how stupid some people can be.

Books:

The dicktionary!

Heroes:

Anyone that has the balls to be added as a friend!!!

My Blog

TOM CAN SUCK MY COCK!!!!

So, I've been deleted, so no one is going to be coming to my page any more. FUCK YOU TOM!!! Also, FUCK ANYONE RESPONSIBLE & MYSPACE in general...CUNTS!!!!!Thanks for censoring me and proving me righ...
Posted by Jimmy on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:45:00 PST

JACKASS! For Bam, Steve-O...etc.

Does anyone ask themselves why we laugh at Jackass? Sure, Johnny Knoxville is a funny, charismatic guy, but the idiot sociopaths he hangs with are scary. Like Bam, the guy is some poser that treats ...
Posted by Jimmy on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:43:00 PST

Posers

So I get Kevin Federline added to my list. We all know what catagory that little bitch falls under. Sure, you can say, 'but he's fucking Brittney Spears!' SO!?!The Olsen twins, Paris Hilton Lindsa...
Posted by Jimmy on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST

Just to clear up...

I posted this 1st part, as a bulletin recently..."I know you are all thinking, he just wants us to read a bunch of insulting ramblings about his cock, and you would be half right. I think everyone nee...
Posted by Jimmy on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:49:00 PST

WHY!?!

Some people have been asking me why I'm doing this? Or, what the hell is my problem?Notice I have 45 friends and I only started this up a few days ago. Here's a little poem to explain why...Some peop...
Posted by Jimmy on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:51:00 PST

Devil's night

So now it's the night to be a bastard to all the nice people that are planning on giving you candy tomorrow! You ungreatfull little cocksuckers!! If I get soap on any window I own, I'm slapping ever...
Posted by Jimmy on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:27:00 PST

Hey, did you here...

...G.W.'s balls are being used for pico technology?...you are a total fuckhead?...gay people are a myth...except you...you're gay!?...the sound of the dog's balls, as they slap against your ass? Now ...
Posted by Jimmy on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:53:00 PST

It's nice...

It's nice when people take the time to read what you're all about and play along with your silly game....when rabid, stalker fans go ballistic when you rip on their deities and threaten to kill you, t...
Posted by Jimmy on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:08:00 PST

TO ALL THE GOOD SPORTS OUT THERE...

...thank you for having a sense of humour and letting my nonsense roll off you.Now go back to fucking yourselves!!!Oh, if you are opposed to the venom, stay away from the snake. Rebuttals will just b...
Posted by Jimmy on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:51:00 PST

The Land of Give a Shit

So, anyone here thinking of adopting a small African child? For a couple of extra thousand $s, you can fullfill one of your kidnapping fantasies and tear the unexpecting child from it's parents hands...
Posted by Jimmy on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 06:48:00 PST