I have many interest Oh there may be naysayers who claim that I am interested only in myself but they are only three-quarters right I like my dog she's a good dog quite a bitch when she wants to be and I don't mean that in the tongue in cheek oh I just got to say bitch and it was okay becuase I was talking about a female dog NO I mean a BITCH she is evil my dog eats chickens from the people down the street who then in turn tried to tell me that those chickens were worth $300 a piece eventhough I know full and well that I can even go to Central Market a find a chicken for under $20 There is three interest right there - My dog The current pricing for chickens and what Central market keeps in stock
I would like to meet Oprah. I would start off with saying that I had always respected her and the job she does. And then I would punch her in the face. Because that's how much I hate Dr. Phil. Damn you Oprah, damn you for damning this world with that bastard.
I don't listen to that devil music.
I don't see myself as part of the target demographic for most movies, so I prefer not to comment on them.
As of late, I think of it as and old girlfriend who is still friends with your friends, so it may be found in the room with you at times, but there is always an uncomfortable silence. an un-barable silence And from that silence little things will be slipped from here and there - an episode of sportsnight - the last half of the playoff baskettball game - And then someone brings in a bong and before you know it it is like old times you are flipping back and forth through old Tevo'd LOST shows and family guy reruns -- All is well in the world your friends are happy the party is a success until the dvr runs out of preprogrammed fodder then your searching and searching struggling to find somethingelse something that is not csi miami cause the two of you were really hitting it off this time things were going back to how they should of been -- but slowly inbetween those four eyes and one controller a cloud has once again drifted down causing miscommunication between the tv guide channel and what was once a great relationship - has now gone back to a simple hello and hi as I turn on the TV only so that i may play the XBOX
Nowhere close to as many as I would like to have read.
When thinking of heroes to list, one would like to call up the names of ghandi, dr. king, f.d.r. churchill, mandela; someone of interest and value. Titans of man; never having a misplaced footfall to be remembered or placed in the books. These men hold the blueprint for hero. Yet the only name that comes to my mind is inspector gadget. because the only thing better than being the type of man who can reach such vaulted heights of legend, is being a bumbling idiot who can stumble your way up an escalator.