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About Me

dizneyfst27 = my AIMOMG like ok...my name is Jon and OMG! im like soooo emo and i like loooove taking cell phone pics of myself in the mirror while i look vacantly to the side with captions like "fragile" and "broken" and "someday my dreams will come true" so i guess im like in the right place!Anyway...time for somethin new. I'm a music and movie dork. My opinions about them are fact...if you disagree, you're wrong! Simple right? :) I'm not such a bad person. Get to know me or not...just talk I'm a good listener. There's no hate section here but I'll tell you I hate republicans and democrats alike. I HATE EMO! And I hate hippies. Seriously. Fuckin hippies need not apply. ENJOY!!!

My Interests

Guitar, music, movies, fuzzy little animals - IM SERIOUS YOU FUCK!- cigarettes cause they're like heroin to me, and ripping on emo bitches...obviously

I'd like to meet:

WHY NOT ME???

Music:

anything whiney using "poetic" phrases analogizing how "she broke with up me" ....emo!METAL AND HARDCORE...SUCK ME! Deftones, Meshuggah, Fear Factory, System of a Down, Mastodon, Rage Against the Machine, Pantera, Chimaira, Nora, Type O Negative, Spineshank, Coal Chamber, MSI, Slayer, Manson, Devildriver, Dizneyfist, Nirvana, STP, Soulfly, Lamb of god, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Candiria, THE BEATLES and much much more...RATM - Testify MESHUGGAH - New millenium cyanide christLAMB OF GOD - Laid to restDEFTONES - Hole in the earthWEEZER - Pork and Beans

Movies:

the backdoor sluts collection...-anything kevin smith except jersey girl-....it shoulda been called "jersey backdoor slut" and liv tyler coulda been fucked by ben affleck in a very uncomfortable place. no...not like the back of a volkswagon...requiem, darko, seven, shawshank, almost anything tarantino, saw, memento, goodfellas, fight club, trainspotting, the ring, lord of war, identity, x-men 1 and 2, spider man, STAR WARS mwhahaha....much more

Television:

The office, simpsons, daily show with jon stewart and the colbert report (the best places for news) south park, athf, headbangers ball (the best place for music)

Books:

riiiight

Heroes:

people who sit in the dark and cry to whiney ass bitch music and wear tight ass pants almost exposing the package you WOULD have if you werent such a bitch and cover one or both eyes with their fuckin stupid ass long and/or shaggy hair and live in their fuckin hoodies like cant get out of bed, can't take a shower, can't walk around in fuckin 100 degree weather WITHOUT YOUR FUCKIN HOODIES!....Jon Stewart is my hero! Along with Darth Vader *mindchoke* The motherfuckin Deftones *shove it* DIMEBAG DARRELL *RIP* SARCASM....Pyro (im the worst one! *throws fire at cops*). fuck rogue...Jay (ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!) and Silent Bob (no ticket)...snoogans suck me

My Blog

my birthday was june 27th

wow! everyone commented on postal....my birthday was yesterday thanks for leavin (nothin!) wooo
Posted by President Pyro on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:55:00 PST

Pork and beans by Weezer!

OMG! Weezer is a decent band, not one of my favs but their new video is FUCKING AWESOME! Check it out on my profile or youtube it!
Posted by President Pyro on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:10:00 PST

stole cuz im bored

SERiES 0NE - Y0UBirth time: 10:10 pmLast place you traveled: to cool beansEye Color: hazelNail Color: nail colorHeight: 5'9Zodiac Sign: cancerSERiES TW0 - DESCRiBEYour heritage: canadian/indian/britis...
Posted by President Pyro on Tue, 27 May 2008 09:46:00 PST

IRON MAN

Nobody will prob read this....but if u do and if u know me...ima comic book dork. That said...THIS MOVIE WAS FUCKING AMAZING! Robert Downey jr did an award winning job. Jeff Bridges was equally as c...
Posted by President Pyro on Sat, 03 May 2008 08:29:00 PST

SUPERBAD

This movie was fuckin awesome. There's tons of comedies out there, teen comedies especially that have not gone as far as this movie went. First off, the explicitness of this movie went leaps and bound...
Posted by President Pyro on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:00:00 PST

yeah im old

Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?'Have you ever kissed someone?''Missed someone?''Told someone you loved them?''Drank alcohol?'...50 questions below for the people who are a l...
Posted by President Pyro on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:29:00 PST

Dear Writers who are on strike...

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here are a few of my points: 1. There are people who throw balls, pass balls, catch balls and tackle people who are so much dumber than you and make what you do per seaso...
Posted by President Pyro on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:58:00 PST

FUCK ANN COULTER

I fuckin HATE that Facist Nazi human hating CUNT. Yeah democrats suck ass....but can a republican like Hannitty, Limbaugh or Coulter shut the fuck up for 5 seconds while someone else talks??...
Posted by President Pyro on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:57:00 PST

1408 review

This is such an awesome movie...I'd reccommend it to everyone. I love movies, action comedy drama weird horror whatever. A good movie is such. This is one the best movies ive seen in a long time. i lo...
Posted by President Pyro on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:59:00 PST

haaa fun

6...3...nowBody: HOW MUCH HAVE YOU CHANGED IN 6 YEARSSix years ago.....1.) How old were you?: 172.) Where did you go to school? river dell3) Where did you work? cvs for two weeks4.) Where did you live...
Posted by President Pyro on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:44:00 PST