Finally back online after a good few months in the cyberspace-less wilderness. So I guess this is the place where I paste the previous 'about me' section in - as if I never went away...
...Finally finished my three-year stint as a ‘mature’ student at the University of Salford. So it’s goodbye to the free and easy university lifestyle and hello to the rest of my life sat behind a desk feeling resentful about the dead-end job I have ended up in. Oh wait a minute, that’s what I was doing before I went to Uni, maybe I will just go and get myself a really ace job instead.
When I’m not doing dissertations or getting really great jobs, I like to relax by watching crap television (Neighbours rules, Big Brother does not - but I watch it anyway) or letting off steam by hitting the clubs in Manchester, drinking stuff and then dancing like the uncoordinated old duffer that I surely am. Been thinking about retiring some of my ‘special’ moves now that I am in my mid-30’s but with the continued help and support of my most excellent friends, perhaps I can go on making a tit out of myself in public for just a little bit longer. Thanks guys. Thanks also to the distillers of Southern Comfort - without their fine product it would be infinitely more difficult for me to kid myself into interpreting the looks of indifference or confusion on women’s faces as signs of sexual interest (a genuine disaster for my ego). Ah good times.
I always knew there was something special about me - and thanks to this cutting edge facial recognition technology, I now know why.
Mummy...?
