Here is the deal people: My name is Cowboy and I am a cat. My life is pretty simple. I like to hang around the house, sleep wherever I find a comfortable place and getting attention when I feel like. I don't cause too much trouble, but if things don't go my way, I know how to throw it down. For example, if my owners don't scoop and/or change my litter box enough, I will just find where they put some of their clothes and piss on them! Another example would be if I do not get the attention I deserve, I will throw myself into their laps and I won't move until they start petting me. I mean, I don't need much: some food, water, a clean place you do my business and to be pet when I want some lovin'. I think I deserve that much and I am not ashamed to admit it. Now let me tell you, the ladies love me. I don't get why it is so hard for some human dudes to get some. When I see a fine lookin' lady, I just walk up to her and start rubbing my body against her leg. Sometimes I even jump into their laps, look them in the eye and purr. I'll tell you, I get rubbed all over my body because of these moves all the time. Seriously, some of you losers should try it.
