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valerie

59,729,986 americans are stupid asshats.

About Me

i have an amazing husband, & an incredible Real Life Brand New Baby, that i'm still trying to figure out how to work... that about sums me up right now - milk maid mamma.

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My Interests


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anything 'crafty' or diy (embroidery, sewing, making shit); the sims (i get to build and decorate houses!); and i'm sure i'll be able to add anything 'kid related' pretty soon...

I'd like to meet:

the girls i 'talk' to in my online forum - they're a swell bunch of bitches... :)

Music:

moby, missy elliot, stevie wonder, herbie hancock, john fruciante, issac hayes, miriam makeba, the cure, marvin gaye, bjork, django reinhardt, stone roses, pixies, blondie, everything but the girl, erasure, loretta lynn, jesus and mary chain, the white stripes, new order

Movies:

mr deeds, frida, spellbound, big fish, bowling for columbine, the wedding singer, lost in translation, owning mahony, fargo, election, being john malkovich, angel baby, trainspotting, secretary, grandma's boy (a new favorite), dodgeball, X-men

Television:

america's next top model, project runway, studio 60, entourage, big love, and my new favorite, flight of the conchords

Books:

anything david sedaris, love in the time of cholera and 100 years of solitude (gabriel garcia marquez),loose woman:poems (sandra cisneros)

Heroes:

my gramma - she's the coolest broad ever, and is a perfect example of being 'only as old as you feel'

My Blog

the best birthday ever...!

thanks for the birthday wishes guys...! this year i was definitely dreading it, as sean has taken to teasing me, i'm a '30-something' now. ugh. but it was an amazing birthday, and i've been totally fl...
Posted by valerie on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:21:00 PST

watch my baby

i added a new video clip of austin that is hilarious...!  (thanks for rotating it for me will!)
Posted by valerie on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:12:00 PST

finally...

got around to getting new pictures of the bebe up... isn't he a doll?  we're  both so smitten with him, it's a wonder what we did with ourselves before he came along...! he's started on baby...
Posted by valerie on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:52:00 PST

baby austin is here...!

so yup - he's outta my tummy! austin was born on july 2nd, at 4:28pm, weighing in at 6lbs15oz (i was sure he'd be a 15 pounder!). we've settled in quite nicely as parents, although truthfully it still...
Posted by valerie on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:04:00 PST

baby? where are you...?!

no baby yet! i found out sean's mom was working against me last week, while i was telling him (the baby) that it was okay for him to come out... she'd been hoping he'd wait until this week! foiled! s...
Posted by valerie on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:21:00 PST

oh yeah - the details!

to explain the big belly pic! oops! baby is due june 30th (give or take), and it's a boy...! sean, junior... (said with a really redneck drawl) ha! not really... but that's it, for folks we forgot to...
Posted by valerie on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 08:01:00 PST

BSL in Ontario

is the dumbest shit ever... seriously, folks - it's the owners', not the breed! i'm gonna make baby into a pit bull ambassador, if i can get her to sit still long enough for training. girl, eh, she's ...
Posted by valerie on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 12:26:00 PST

depressing shit

so sean and i went to a funeral today - the kid that was shot at the tattoo shop (where sean worked, briefly) in south side... it was pretty depressing, he's so young - and was going to be a new fathe...
Posted by valerie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new house...!?!

so i've been doing jack shit lately - mostly just playing with all the new build mode features that came with sims2 (they're incredible!), and decorating the houses... kinda like when i'd play with my...
Posted by valerie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my ass is getting numb, and my wrist hurts... that sounds bad, doesn't it?

okay - no more tv for me... i'm lucky if i get dinner. it's all about the sims2...
Posted by valerie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST