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Motorhead Guy

Back from the moon. I was on the moon. With Steve. .. ....a href=http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=505&

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 I like Motorhead......a lot. Some know me as the Motorhead guy. Others.... Well,...... I'm "That Guy" but just a guy nonetheless. Friends call me Rod. Far from perfect. I fart, curse, leave dirty spoons in the sink occasionally, known to be naughty, have had cold chili and Negro Modelo for Sunday morning breakfast and put Q-tips deep into my ears. I am normal but normal people would say "different" to be polite and my neighbors would tell the news camera's "he was very quiet and kept to himself." Not to say I don't help them with sick pets or trim their hedges for them but....... Not the sensitive pony tail guy though I am sensitive and have a ponytail. Love animals, tacos, a good back scratch & sexy women. Nashville has been home for 14 years. Before that San Diego, San Antone, Hollywood, etc. I drum at the edge of magic, sometimes alone or w/ friends like Jones World and Warner Hodges. My Van Dyke nuzzles the belly very well.....like a good Scorpio should. Is it really true.....that we Scorps are just dark tormented sex obsessives seeking universal truth to life's mysteries in an orgasm? Ruled by our urges..... Hmmmmm........where was I? Yes.......Cold Stone (America) and Magnum bars (EU) rule as does the beauty and smiles of children. A spring/fall ride on one of our green ways is always good for clearing the lungs and head.....I dig mountain biking. Can count all my true friends on 2 hands and my friends know they can count on me. Polled friends say I'm cultured, intelligent, skeptical/occasionally cynical, confident, opinionated, sensitive, loving, a prankster, affectionate, open, honest, generous, uncomplicated, a gentleman, rock n roller, happy, great cook, serious, comfortable in my own skin, romantic, fun, logical, a cool dude, naughty, astute, silly, dichromatic (though there are gray areas), a pain but worth it and have a strange sense of humor. Couldn't tell yet could you. Described as ruggedly handsome too. I am a rocker, do not-dance, practice feng shui or fret on my machismo. Never had a Harley, police record, mullet, rebel flag, wet dream or hang over. Nor am I superstitious, dishonest to children or care about boob jobs or body art. I know who and what I am and live in a happy place. Karma bites.....yeah, it does and its bit you. Dogma is other people trying to force their box they cannot think outside of onto you and organized religion.......if you want a taste of religion lick a witch. The glass is neither half full nor empty but waiting for you to quit fooling around and drink. Speaking of which.......I make the best margaritas ever, just ask the Rev. Billy F. Gibbons....he wrote a song about 'em. Granny Smith style....that's tart green apple to you folks full of the ignant mcnuggets. I have a drink named after me, delicious yet painful tomorrow. Its called "the stiff rod," invented at the KC BBQ in SD about 1989...or was it 90? While downing the 25 cent shots of Night Train w/ Tom Hayes every time the train passed by the back door no less. Dad lives and Mom left in 2000. Chips 'n salsa, a good CD store, redheads and a well turned ankle are my kryptonite. Big dogs are better than small ones and I like a good snarf from them. Feeling the need to travel lately and seeing a lot of live music too.......beer and chocolate........10 passport stamps so far this year. Summer vacation rolls on into the Fall.......

My Interests

In no particular order and ever expanding....Music-live or via electronics, sex, cooking-its like therapy....no....it is therapy, traveling the globe, snorting Ambien and Viagra so I can fucking sleep, bodaciousness, tacos-is there a more perfect food? 4 food groups in one! Collecting media-books, CDs, DVD's, etc., reading (non fiction), a woman's curves, finger tips, good soaps-Dr. Bronners and LUSH rules! Markets, fires in the pit out back, good booze, imported or local brews. Corona-especially when we used to get it for free in TJ, Heineken, Carlsberg, 1620 or 1664 and Mt. St. Helena pale ale...their pizza kicks ass too! Frankincense & myrrh, big dogs-75 pounds and up. Target over Walmart, TN weather, buying new cymbals, NPR, Coronado beach, saguaro forests, stepping on Mars one day, cell phone pornography, hockey-GO PREDS! Concerts, movies-where you have to think a little or just let go and escape, October weather, faith w/out God...I believe in myself, haunted or creepy houses...have lived in two and seen many, people watching (airports are good), Shakey's mojo potatoes, giggles, dog smiles, fire fly's, cut grass smell, rain, everyday beauty, secrets and knowledge beyond Time Life books. Tucson, Nawlins & the Bay, Toronto, Austin, London, Sydney, Berlin, Barcelona, Copenhagen, NYC, Yellow Stone, Flagstaff...... Carnitas in Oakland, croissants w/ butter in Paris, shrimp po boys at Mothers, El Juan Cafe and Fillipi's in SD, the Salt Lick in Austin, Ruby Foo's in NYC, Koto Sushi in 615.... Coldstone ice cream anywhere. Debate, discovery, tension & tease, time with friends, the lake at night....... Indian-Vindaloo until I sweat. Thai, Sushi, Filipino, Mex, Cajun, Indian, Vietnamese...mo Pho please.. The Internet...you're here aren't you? Being naughty....sometimes when its wrong its right. Playing my drums, Samurai swords more than pirate swords though pirates were cool. In former lives I was a pirate, Viking and lumber jack.....so I wander.....wander this small planet. Seeing not seeking....traveling in the dark of the new moon. Eating Udon w/chopsticks and estern/African food w/ my hands. Strawberries n lime. Knowing love means never having to answer or be asked to change. Making hot homemade soup for a winters day. Tom Yum is a good one. Fucking off lazy in 5 star hotels, fireworks at the park or my back yard. Hot tubs. Champagne. Spelunking-wet or dry. Tequila-anejo on the porch. Beers w/ David Lee Roth and tacos w/ BFG, stained glass. Ebay is good no? Halloween is not a holiday but should be....everyone should learn the history and true traditions of holidays. Leather...coats, bras and panties. Learning about the saints...Yo Expedite, accents from the British Empire. Sour Skittles. Good south west Mexican food. My love swing, my backyard and its fire pit. Candles on dia de los muertos or at The Blacksmith bar, Bombay Sapphire in the freezer, my memory of first hearing Frank Zappa (8). Meeting Frank Zappa. Naughty shoes, small feet. Fried pickles, Working with my hands in the barn, tickling, free movies, the way Mary Lou Henner looked me up and down.....Virginia Madsen wasn't too bad either, the smell of my fathers garage. Shooting guns....in the house is wrong but fun, bare tits, trying to decide....Rasputin's or Amoebae!!! The Zodiac Killer. Every 20 seconds someone disappears.....where do they all go? Driving slow past garage sales, the buzz after 20 miles of mountain biking, laying in bed all day, psylociben and mescaline, sweatlodge, the morning pee and its shiver, watching satellites haul ass at 3 am in the desert sky, country drives and city walks, cold beer from other countries, smell of sweet rain in the Mojave, walking or biking in cities after midnight alone, quiet at The Alamo, standing in places of history, stanky dive rock clubs, when a lady smiles, answering a childs questions, tears, big hugs, the sound and feel of the tube in London, alive not dead, ......... more to come....

I'd like to meet:

Maybe this section should be called "who I do not want to meet." Though I do love people watching and meeting new folks I hate the porn spam crap and wanna be fake friends here. I do not care about your webcam but you can email me nudes, etc. [email protected]. Try it. Maybe a few new as well as old friends will find me here and bother to read n write. So if you suck ass, have subscriptions...not just issues, are a product of your parents failed marriage or some drug addeled loser approaching mid life, still blaming the world for your problems please go elsewhere. Fast. And drama queens......just kneel before Satan and wet your lips. BANDS----If you want me to add your band know that MY band blows yours away, we supported Motorhead. I was a punk before you were & played in the worlds first Motorhead tribute band 20 years ago. Not only did Lemmy give me a case of beer but Pete Gill his laminates. So there..... :P Besides the above and our current political wannabe Nazi state I dislike day time TV rubbish, BS, jealousy, nagging, video games, dwelling on or living in the past, celebrities troubles/trials let alone opinions, driving school drop outs, TV evangelists (even if they are not thieving hypocritic drugged out adulterous closet homosexuals worshiping Satan in private while evading income tax), arguing, bigots (niggers come in every color), ignorance, pronouncing all right as ah-ite, Rock stars that are too busy w/ drugs, saving a cause or their own egos to rock, homophobes as I am a lesbian, gigbutt (its a road thing), hate as it makes vegan nonsmoking homophobic half jew artists who love khaki grow up to commit genocide, discrimination, narrow minded people who demand recognition for knowing it all, "Christians" who stop me on the street to inform me that my hair length/clothing is my E ticket to hell while being unable to tell me all 10 commandments let alone who wrote the gospels and how many, adults who tell children nonsense like rain is angels tears, people who use sex, love or children as a weapon or tool, Mexican eateries that make Taco Bell look good, particle board furniture & the lingering denied graduation pony animosity. Did I mention people who suck ass? My 2 favorite jokes are: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead & What's 12 inches and white? Nothing! Do not care about most of the crap on here nor am I here to rack up the fake MS friends. If you already know me and I don't want you to fuck off then add me. If you do not plan on truly meeting me then you should not ask me for an add. I've been to 49 states and 30 countries so there is a good chance we can meet. I get out n about town often let alone the world so.....we can meet for tacos. If you are cool, real, honest, read as well as own a few books, CD's and a pet then we should talk. Obviously I like down to earth no BS people that have a clue and have transcended the everyday crap n drama. I enjoy spirited conversation about life, the universe....everything. Music, family, politics, just about anything....... Who knows where this could go.......and no, that is not me w/ the vac up my exit nor my blood on my hands.I'll make exceptions for Lizzy Caplan & Jennifer Lynn Wren ;D.

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Music:

3000+ CD's says it all. 311 to ZZ Top Last CD bought was FZ does Francesco Zappa. Besides Motorhead a few of the many are Bad Brains, Tin Machine, King Crimson, Zappa, Ramones, The Sweet, UFO, Sisters Of Mercy, Zodiac Midwarp and the Love Reaction, Pete Townshend, VAST, the Cult, Calexico, Disneyland After Dark, Gentle Giant, Golden Earring, Hoodoo Guru's, Daniel Lanois, Primus, the Tubes, Prong, Freestylers, Urban Dance Squad, The Angels, Screaming Jets, Yes, The Who, Tangerine Dream, BOC, Midnight Oil, Kings X, Devo, Jason and the Scorchers, The Buckpets, Circus Of Power.......I need a 200 gig ipod!!!

Movies:

Hundredz of DVD's too.......all time fave is Used Cars. In the theatre or downstairs is fine. If I cry at it even better. Last saw in theatre-Mr. Bean's Holiday, glorious fun! Loved it all the way. DVD watched-Knocked Up...it just wasn't that funny. DVD bought-The Prestige. Loved V For Vendetta, Star Wars, Sunset Blvd, To Live and Die in L.A., Legend, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, League of Extrordinary Gentlemen, Strange Days, Time Bandits, The Sweetest Thing, Clean Slate, The Day The Earth Stood Still, 40 Y/O Virgin, The Frightners, Nightmare Alley, History Of Violence, So I Married An Ax Murderer, Into The Night, Napoleon Dynomite, Dogma, Screwed, Donnie Darko, 1941, Borat, Enemy At The Gates, Last Temptation Of Christ, Frailty, The Game, Punch Drunk Love, Girl Next Door, Quick & The Dead (Sam Rami's), Rushmore, The Salton Sea, All Wallace & Grommit, Norm Macdonald, Giovanni Ribisi......

Television:

Rots your brain....and that fucking anoying high pitched noise they make. Reno 911, Penn & Teller/Bullshit, Ali G., Kids In The Hall, Twin Peaks, The Munsters, Ren & Stimpy, SNL, Eddie Izzard, Margaret Cho, history, travel, exploration, true crime, news......cable that exercises your brain.

Books:

Shelf after shelf after shelf......downstairs is a library of media.....History, religions, travel, music, true crime, Bio's, Doc Savage......Mark Manning is a gas.... Last read-Kevin Smith Speaks/ I Chong. Everything from Morals & Dogma by Pike to Hollywood Babylon to The Mole People. Rooting around in used book stores on a rainy afternoon....need I say more?

Heroes:

Clarke Savage Jr., FZ, Douglas Adams and yes the parents (a lot), Ann Orndroff, dare I say Gore Vidal, Norman Mailer? My son when he calls. Louise Hamel, Mrs. Olson. Z, A few friends and those who know they are far from perfect though try anyway. Those that understand love has no rules and the few others out there who drive stakes through the hearts of evil.

My Blog

Hughie

HT, Sorry to hear you have passed on my friend but it sounds like it was a good way to go.  I will always remember your friendship, blistering playing and the time you and I had a crash course in...
Posted by Motorhead Guy on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:19:00 PST

Hungry and bored........

I'm hungry and bored.  Thinking about tacos.......curry,,,,,,,and pizza.  Not all at the same time but.....  I know the best tacos are in L.A., The best curry outside of India is in Lon...
Posted by Motorhead Guy on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:12:00 PST

Friends requests, dating, etc.

Hey, If you are going to petition me for an MS friend spot on my roster then please contact me first.  My mail box is bombarded w/ spam webcam crap, bands and empty profile people.  I...
Posted by Motorhead Guy on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:55:00 PST

The Stiff Rod, just in time for summer!

Fill a large cup (44+oz.) w/ cracked ice.  Not crushed or cubed but crack it by hand w/ the back of a spoon if ya have to.  Slowly count to 5 as you pour in Bombay Sapphire Gin (5oz. or more...
Posted by Motorhead Guy on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:28:00 PST

7 deadly sins survey

                    Seven Deadly Sins Survey:    Wrath      Wh...
Posted by Motorhead Guy on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:11:00 PST

smore

..> Random Do you have any pets? yep What color shirt are you wearing? orange w/ stains Name three things that are physically close to you: couch, computer, pillow What is the last book you read...
Posted by Motorhead Guy on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:39:00 PST

I have posted a cock shot


Posted by Motorhead Guy on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:23:00 PST

in case you were wondering

..>..> ..> TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Rod Birthday: Scorpio Birthplace: Poplar Bluff Mo Current Location: inner sanctum Eye Color: orange Hair Color: multi but all mine Height:...
Posted by Motorhead Guy on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

Please read this...yes you.

Hey friends,   I am sending out this bulletin to let you know that a friend is in need of some help.  He is Perry Baggs, original drummer/songwriter for the seminal cow punk band and legenda...
Posted by Motorhead Guy on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:58:00 PST

Borat and the gay penguins. DIRECTORS CUT

As I have had a lot of time zooming about the South lately I've been able to keep up on current events.  2 that come to mind, and I have meant to make note of are Borat and gay marriage in the me...
Posted by Motorhead Guy on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:49:00 PST