Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping,
drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever
the heck she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many
boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, never had
gross hairs under the toilet seat lid, watched girlie movies, never had
football on, never wore stupid lacy lingerie that went up her butt, had
high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked good in sweat
pants and shirt, and burped, swore and farted all the time.
THE END
Rehab @ The Hard Rock Pool - Album 2
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I am really in to alternative health! I enjoy Yoga, shopping at whole foods, and being spiratual ( happy ) I like to learn and read about alternative medicine. I also like shopping at Ross, Dancing, and Myspace!
My favorite movie is Beyond Borders with Angelina Jolie, A lot like love, Wicker Park
Super Beings, Spiratuality for Dummies, The Tao of Health Sex and Longetivity, The Thinkers Way, Memoroirs of a Geisha, The Art of Happiness, Rich Dad Poor Dad and many more!
I really admire Oprah, She really makes people aware of what is going on in the world. I admire people who really go out of there way to help people in need without expecting anything in return!