Le Celestial de Parkouriste

About Me

Hey, my name is Bry. Richard Meredith Bryant to be exact, but only a select few people are allowed to call me Richard. Don't try it if you don't think your allowed because I won't acknowledge you. I am a nice person though, don't get me wrong, it's just Richard sounds too wierd being said by anyone younger than me.
I'm 23 lol. I know it doesn't sound very old, but trust me when I say, it feels that way sometimes. I mean all of my friends are younger than me. If I have to go to another 18 birthday party after my girlfriends, that isn't one of my own kids, then I'm gonna start killing people.
All my young friends make me feel old. I mean even the 18yr olds feel like their from a completely different generation to me. You know when your grandparents sit you down and say, "In my day..." Well I've had a day. In fact I've had several, and it's really starting to worry me. But I've learned three very important life lessons. 1/. Drugs are bad, but alcohol and cigarettes are a fantastic substitute 2/. All men are a little bit homosexual and last but not least 3/. Chips, Cheese and Gravy is a cure for anything. ANYTHING!!!
I used to be a bastard, as many women who ever read this profile will probably atest too but I'm a nice guy now. But enough of that. Add me if I seem interesting.
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My Interests

Roleplaying, Science fiction/fact, Reading, Writing short stories (maybe a novel one day.) Parkour, Free-Running, XMA, Archery (LONGBOWS RULE MOFFO!!!) tattoo's.

This is me just drilling the basics of Parkour, a standard jump, land and roll.

David Belle is God!

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet God just to prove me wrong, but moreso the Goddess to prove me right. I reckon me and God would get along quite well though. Cos I'm not a christian so I'd be able to give him a completely objective opinion on how he's been doing all these years lol.

I'd also love to meet Clive Cussler, because he's an amazing author. I would have loved to have met David Gemmel but unfortunately he died just before completing the third book in what could have been the greatest Heroic Fantasy Trilogy in the known world ever.

Johnny Depp's one of those gotta meet guys too, cos lets face it, He's Johnny Depp. Apart from that... you guys I suppose!

Johnny Depp - Captain Jack - God!!!

Music:

Everything really, I can enjoy any music unless it really REALLY sucks. Ask and find out.

Iris - Goo Goo Dolls

Movies:

THE BOONDOCK SAINTS!!!

The greatest movie in the world ever is the Boondock Saints, it's just amazing, everyone must watch this movie at least once in their life time. Apart from that, I like all genre's apart from teeny high school shitty girly makes friends and gets the guy eventually movies. They suck ass.

Television:

I like BBC and ITV Drama's and BBC2 Comedies. I hate reality TV but sometimes Big Brother is just sooo hypnotic.

Books:

Legend by David Gemmel

The Summoner, Gail Martin

Heroes:

Again It could only be David Belle!

My Blog

Lol, go on!

You.Can.Only.Type.One.Word.No.Explanations.Not as easy as you might think...1. Yourself: Bry2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend: Amazing3. Your hair? Strange4. Your mother? Bed5. Your Father? Same6. Your Fav...
Posted by Le Celestial de Parkouriste on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:08:00 PST

Everyone try this!!!

R: Frieken Crazy I: Is always there for their friends C: Is wild and crazy H: has a very good personality and looks A: Likes to flirt R: Frieken Crazy D: Frieken Crazy M: Makes dating fun E: A d...
Posted by Le Celestial de Parkouriste on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 03:02:00 PST

Go on Please!? For a giggle?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:» I committed suicide:» I said I liked you:» I kissed you:» I lived next door to you:» I started smoking:» I stole something:» I was hospitalized:» I got into a fight and you were...
Posted by Le Celestial de Parkouriste on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 04:57:00 PST

Deutschland!!!

Might I just begin by saying that Germany is possibly the best fucking thing to happen to the world since FIRE! Might I also add, that now in the running for hottest thing since the sun to hear while ...
Posted by Le Celestial de Parkouriste on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 04:24:00 PST

LEAVE MY ORANGE JUICE ALONE YOU FUCKERS!!!

I fuckin hate my sister! And also slightly my parents now too. You see my parents have gone on holiday to Rhodes for two weeks (or was it Athens? I can't remember now if i kept sayin Athens and they c...
Posted by Le Celestial de Parkouriste on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 11:44:00 PST

Losing My Waxing Virginity!

OOOOH MY FUCK! Guys you have no idea how much waxing your pubes hurts! I must have been ocmpletely insane last night when I agreed to let my girlfriend do it, absolutely fucking off my nut. I do not r...
Posted by Le Celestial de Parkouriste on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 11:46:00 PST

28 questions about the first person in your top 8

OK here's how it works, the questions below are about the FIRST person on your top 8. Don't even think about changing it before taking this. Lets see if you know them like you think you do...1. What's...
Posted by Le Celestial de Parkouriste on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:21:00 PST

I like Quizzes

This is how you truly feel about me! XDPut on X in the box if yesWould/will you?[_] Come to my house to do nothing at but chill ?[_] Fight me ?[_] Fuck me ?[_] Kiss me ?[_] Let me kiss you ?[_] Watch ...
Posted by Le Celestial de Parkouriste on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 07:46:00 PST

Well, payday was a bust...

I got to the pub on wednesday after I got paid. I then spent 200 pounds in sumtin like 2 hours, drank bout three quarters of a bottle of silver aftershock to myself, and then proceeded to have quite a...
Posted by Le Celestial de Parkouriste on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 05:18:00 PST

Payday and everyting that follows

It's that time of the month again. You know that last wednesday of every month that emo kids in Swansea dread! Yes that's right kiddies it's Bry's payday! That fateful but highly enjoyable day when I...
Posted by Le Celestial de Parkouriste on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:51:00 PST