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Rivella

Rivella bitte...rot, blau oder grün?

About Me

GENERAL:well my names Rivella...im swiss, made of something milk related and consumed in the liquid form, there are three of us...Rot, Blau und Grün °°°RIVELLA ROT°°° LIKES: i generally like to hang out in the fridge with my other Rivella friends. i like to be stored at temperatures below 4°c. i like it when people talk about me..and i like the fact that im a grass juice. i come in glass or plastic bottles of the brown shade and im red/rot (original..yes please)but my siblings are: blue/blau (less fat...which is a joke but still amazing in the taste department) and green/grün (tea..eww). DISLIKES: i dislike it when im shaken...its sooo uncool. i dislike it that im not sold in Migros, frankly i find that quite sad, but u can buy a wannabe me in Migros generally known as Mivella..thats also uncool. i also dislike the number 34. ADVENTURES: my wildest adventure was hanging out in an australian fridge for about 3 months while the "drinker" slowly drank me sip by sip over this looong period of time. but the adventure of going through the human body is also quite an excitment. HOBBIES: my hobbies include being bought, being poured, being drunk...like being drank...and of course partying with the rest of the rivella bottles during transportation. °°°RIVELLA BLAU°°° Likes: The fact that it is better than Rivella rot, although Rivella rot will NEVER admit it. As well as Rivella rot Rivella blau enjoys being drank and also enjoys the fact the COOP sells all the members of the Rivella family for a small charge of 2 francs fifty. I also like being drank on a sunny day while sitting by lake zurich, if you haven't experienced this you should do it sometime soon! DISLIKES: Being hated against for being Blau and not Rot because blau is much sweeter. I also hate having my bottle compared to the fountain at Enge and being kicked down the niederdorf by rude tourists..°°°RIVELLA GRüN°°°um, im green, im tea flavour...which is strange...i like the silence of the factory at nite and my favorite pigion is fredricko from italiaI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

°°°RIVELLA ROT°°°im interested in packaging methods..exporting and of course my comsumers. °°°RIVELLA BLAU°°°PARTY PARTY PARTY. °°°RIVELLA GRüN°°° im intrested in the forest at spring time...becuase thats when i can secrety watch all those stupid nordic walkers..."break ur back gregory"

I'd like to meet:

°°°RIVELLA ROT°°°id actually really like to meet all those people who haven't bothered to try me...just because im made of some rndom milk product does not mean u have to diss me...hello im swiss...im great...i taste great, i look great, im bubbley...ill make ur day...oh and id also like to meet Heidi and Peter.. °°°RIVELLA BLAU°°°I would like to meet the americans who wouldn't give me the time of day when I was for sale in the states..what the HECK were they thinking?? I am like a party in your fareaking mouth man! °°°RIVELLA GRüN°°°id like to re-meet fredricko the pigion somwhere liek the in Thun cos they have ships there...

Music:

°°°RIVELLA ROT°°°im not soo into music although i do like a good "opening sound" of a rivella bottle and of course the noises the machines make as im being made... °°°RIVELLA BLAU°°oh you know house/trance all the good european stuff. °°°RIVELLA GRüN°°° the music i enjoy most is classical guitar played by the unfamous marchello picabelo fanketti graeeto

Movies:

°°°RIVELLA ROT°°°i dont "do" movies---im in a bottle...movies are kinda round and scary through brown platic or glass.. °°°RIVELLA BLAU°°°ALLES! °°°RIVELLA GRüN°°° i like the movie "the grinch" becuase obvioulsy im green and so is he

Television:

°°°RIVELLA ROT°°°i think i have done some ads but i cant quite remember.. °°°RIVELLA BLAU°°°yes rivella rot we have done ads..and we were uber sexy. °°°RIVELLA GRüN°°° im not alloud to watch television becuase it makes ur eyes square and consideringim in a round bottle then its soo uncool to have square eyes...plus then it would ruin my modelling career

Books:

°°°RIVELLA ROT°°°i read my label from the inside out..is that like reading a book? °°°RIVELLA BLAU°°°the nutrition facts on my label are always a good read. °°°RIVELLA GRüN°°°i have read 1 boook during my life time and it was about 3 pages long..i cant remember what it was about but it turned me off books...foever

Heroes:

°°°RIVELLA ROT°°°my heroes are...um those who comsume me REGULARLY °°°RIVELLA BLAU°°°anyone with an addiction to rivella..conquer the first step and admit you have a problem! °°°RIVELLA GRüN°°° my hero is rivella red...becuase with out rivella red i would never have been created...