Ok I’m bring the poor man back.... |
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 07:27:00 PST |
Good - Bad - Worse |
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Worse: Your daughter has them. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies h...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 07:20:00 PST |
Old man and his son Bubba |
An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and de...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 06:39:00 PST |
Murphy’s Lesser Known Laws |
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.He who laughs last, thinks slowest.Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.Those who live b...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 07:42:00 PST |
Physics saves lives |
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.
"Why do we have to learn this stuff?" one young man blurted out.
"T...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:42:00 PST |
The story of someone getting a haircut. |
Women's version:
Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman2: Oh...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:28:00 PST |
Salary Theorem |
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the follo...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 06:16:00 PST |
Talking dog for sale |
This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.
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Posted by Ryan on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:27:00 PST |
Just an email note |
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:20:00 PST |
Devil in the church |
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about th...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:23:00 PST |
